Because nobody is aware of this journal...

[human_celluloid]

I need to talk. I've been getting intimate with a girl. Last night we were going to have sex for the first time.

But my penis is too big. I'm not kidding. Knocking on doors is a bloody business.

I'm cleaning the sheets today in between seminars...

Forgive my vulgarity.

Comments

[adsk]

Oh my word.

I know of someone with a rediculously large member. He's had a few troubles but in general he learned just to have patience.

And always remember to warm the oven up first.

Good to see you. And what a return post, big cock.

[saladbar]

Reminds me of the ONE episode of Sex in the City I have seen.

Was she a virgin or just nervous?

[human_celluloid]

Physically stubborn, I guess.

She's had sex once before. She said she's always like this. It had genuinely never occurred to me before that my penis was wider than my forearm.

Kidding.

[saladbar]

Maybe you are big, or she suffers from mild Vaginismus.