I blame you all.
Dad, Eve, and Luna have done this...so I guess it's my turn.
Ready? You know you wanna see it...
1. You have $5 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?
Gummi bears and beer...trust me? Not as weird as it sounds. Oddly satisfying, actually.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
Shark, baby.
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Kiki Carmichael, this girl I went to high school with. Rocks my socks, so seriously.
4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?
The Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity Breakfast...I mean, c'mon, with a name like that?
5. Last book you read?
KISS AND SELL: THE MAKING OF A SUPERGROUP
6. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
The new stuff I got at Target last week...Hanes boxer-brief style shorts. Black...real nice.
7. Describe the last time you were injured?
Jittery snitch caught me with a cheap shot four days ago. I still have the bruise on my jaw.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Luna...she'd know exactly when we'd get out.
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Rock 'n roll, baby.
10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone?
A goofy picture I took of my dad sleeping when we went to Vegas three years ago.
11. Fizzy drink?
Sam Adams (I'm Egyptian. Sue me.)
12. What type of top/teeshirt are you wearing?
Black camisole over my cute new panties.
13. If you could only use one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
Motorcycle. Kinda reminds me of horses, which I love...but the bike is WAY cooler.
14. Most recent movie you've watched at the cinema?
Full movie? I made my dad take me to see SMOKIN ACES when it came out. I *tried* to go see PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 3 last week, but I got called away twenty minutes in to help track down a witness in one of our criminal cases.
15. Last place you took a nap.
My couch last weekend.
16. What's your favorite kind of cake?
Devil's food.
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Chinese takeout...almond chicken and steamed rice.
18. Look to your right. What do you see?
My TV running my SOUTH PARK DVD.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I have to...hard to kick off combat boots.
20. Favorite toy as a child?
This time around? It wasn't really a toy...it was this little white doll of my dad's that he'd pull out sometimes and let me mess around with under supervision. When I got older, I learned it was an alabaster shabti...funereal Egyptian statue. It was buried with his mother, and he reacquired it at an auction about twelve years before I was reborn. Some of my best memories were of playing with that thing by Dad's desk while he worked.
21. Do you buy your own food?
Yeah...and when I can weasel my way in on a shopping trip, I buy my dad's, too.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
If they ain't, I'm doing something wrong.
23. When's the last time you had a sour gummy worm?
Last weekend...damn things cost Eve a bet. I RULE.
24. What's your favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
There was an incident in high school involving LOTS of vodka and no clothes on...fortunately, there's no photographic evidence.
26. Have you ever eaten snow?
No, but maybe I will next time it snows out here.
27. What color are your bedsheets?
Red.
28. What's your mom's favorite flower?
I don't know...I didn't really get a chance to know her.
29. Do you listen to classical music?
Snooooooore. Next?
30. Do you have a "wacky noodle" (Pool toy)?
Had one when I was a little kid...fun times, that.
31. Do you watch Spongebob?
Not really, no. Nicktoons peaked with Ren and Stimpy, man.
32. Last food you ate?
A handful of Lucky Charms five minutes ago.
33. Do people consider you intelligent?
Does cunning count? Has a more insidious connotation.
34. What time is it?
Late. Seriously late.
35. Is your away message on?
Nah.
36. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
When I was ten and bored in school, yeah.
37. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck...and motherfucker. Same thing?
38. What time is your alarm clock set for?
Four AM, but I usually wake up ahead of it.
39. Who was the last person you talked to?
Eve this afternoon.
40. When was the last time you got drunk?
Last weekend...all Eve's fault.
41. Have you ever been on TV?
Once, with my dad during a news thing.
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
THE GOLD EXPERIENCE by Prince...I only have it for one song, that's it. I swear.
43. What movie do you know every line to?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Ranch.
45. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Hell yeah. Tattoos are hot.
46. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Right now? Twenty eight. But if you count the time I spent dead and my first birth, I'll be 1,528.
47. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Sure!
48. What are you looking forward to?
Finding something to do besides go out and get drunk with Eve...she keeps losing booze-fueled bets, poor kid. ;)
49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
My birth name this lifetime is Russian, so occasionally I get a weird pronunciation of my old last name.
50. If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name?
Yeah, I think so. I mean, how cool does Monique sound?
Ready? You know you wanna see it...
1. You have $5 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?
Gummi bears and beer...trust me? Not as weird as it sounds. Oddly satisfying, actually.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
Shark, baby.
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Kiki Carmichael, this girl I went to high school with. Rocks my socks, so seriously.
4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?
The Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity Breakfast...I mean, c'mon, with a name like that?
5. Last book you read?
KISS AND SELL: THE MAKING OF A SUPERGROUP
6. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
The new stuff I got at Target last week...Hanes boxer-brief style shorts. Black...real nice.
7. Describe the last time you were injured?
Jittery snitch caught me with a cheap shot four days ago. I still have the bruise on my jaw.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Luna...she'd know exactly when we'd get out.
9. Rock concert or symphony?
Rock 'n roll, baby.
10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone?
A goofy picture I took of my dad sleeping when we went to Vegas three years ago.
11. Fizzy drink?
Sam Adams (I'm Egyptian. Sue me.)
12. What type of top/teeshirt are you wearing?
Black camisole over my cute new panties.
13. If you could only use one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
Motorcycle. Kinda reminds me of horses, which I love...but the bike is WAY cooler.
14. Most recent movie you've watched at the cinema?
Full movie? I made my dad take me to see SMOKIN ACES when it came out. I *tried* to go see PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 3 last week, but I got called away twenty minutes in to help track down a witness in one of our criminal cases.
15. Last place you took a nap.
My couch last weekend.
16. What's your favorite kind of cake?
Devil's food.
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Chinese takeout...almond chicken and steamed rice.
18. Look to your right. What do you see?
My TV running my SOUTH PARK DVD.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I have to...hard to kick off combat boots.
20. Favorite toy as a child?
This time around? It wasn't really a toy...it was this little white doll of my dad's that he'd pull out sometimes and let me mess around with under supervision. When I got older, I learned it was an alabaster shabti...funereal Egyptian statue. It was buried with his mother, and he reacquired it at an auction about twelve years before I was reborn. Some of my best memories were of playing with that thing by Dad's desk while he worked.
21. Do you buy your own food?
Yeah...and when I can weasel my way in on a shopping trip, I buy my dad's, too.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
If they ain't, I'm doing something wrong.
23. When's the last time you had a sour gummy worm?
Last weekend...damn things cost Eve a bet. I RULE.
24. What's your favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
There was an incident in high school involving LOTS of vodka and no clothes on...fortunately, there's no photographic evidence.
26. Have you ever eaten snow?
No, but maybe I will next time it snows out here.
27. What color are your bedsheets?
Red.
28. What's your mom's favorite flower?
I don't know...I didn't really get a chance to know her.
29. Do you listen to classical music?
Snooooooore. Next?
30. Do you have a "wacky noodle" (Pool toy)?
Had one when I was a little kid...fun times, that.
31. Do you watch Spongebob?
Not really, no. Nicktoons peaked with Ren and Stimpy, man.
32. Last food you ate?
A handful of Lucky Charms five minutes ago.
33. Do people consider you intelligent?
Does cunning count? Has a more insidious connotation.
34. What time is it?
Late. Seriously late.
35. Is your away message on?
Nah.
36. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
When I was ten and bored in school, yeah.
37. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck...and motherfucker. Same thing?
38. What time is your alarm clock set for?
Four AM, but I usually wake up ahead of it.
39. Who was the last person you talked to?
Eve this afternoon.
40. When was the last time you got drunk?
Last weekend...all Eve's fault.
41. Have you ever been on TV?
Once, with my dad during a news thing.
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
THE GOLD EXPERIENCE by Prince...I only have it for one song, that's it. I swear.
43. What movie do you know every line to?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
Ranch.
45. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Hell yeah. Tattoos are hot.
46. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Right now? Twenty eight. But if you count the time I spent dead and my first birth, I'll be 1,528.
47. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Sure!
48. What are you looking forward to?
Finding something to do besides go out and get drunk with Eve...she keeps losing booze-fueled bets, poor kid. ;)
49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
My birth name this lifetime is Russian, so occasionally I get a weird pronunciation of my old last name.
50. If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name?
Yeah, I think so. I mean, how cool does Monique sound?