[10Spot] Ten Reasons Why I'm Here

[human_sorta]

Hey, gang...name's Moe Fender. Okay, *Monique.* I can just hear my dad nagging me now. Anyway, in the spirit of things...here's me, giving this a go:

Ten Reasons Why I'm Here

1 - ‘Cause Ty’s here. And you know I gotta ride him like a pony his ass, ‘cause pissing him off is fun

Comments

[what_ivedone]

You're a brat. Honestly I can't go anywhere without you tagging along now can I.

[human_sorta]

Dude. Get a clue.

I'm a crazy, horny old spinster. *You* are the brat, and I'm happily perving all over you, youngster. So shut up and leave me to my leering.

[what_ivedone]

I have a clue. Big freaking clue that is generally you telling me up front your intentions and demands.

Leer away. Want icons to leer at? You know, in case the mental fantasy isn't working? I mean you came out here what a few times now, still coming up empty on the seeing the rest of my body front aren't you. Shame on your efforts Moe.

[human_sorta]

You're a stubborn asshole is why. So goddamn noble all the time...if you weren't such fabulous eye candy, I'd be seriously annoyed, and if you weren't such an interesting guy, I'd be flat-out pissed.