For theatrical_muse
Topic: What is your worst quality as a significant other?
Aside from the fact that everyone and their grandmother seems to want a piece of me?
Alright, seriously, here goes:
I’m human and I know that shouldn’t count as a worst quality but in this frelled up universe everybody seems to think humans are by no means superior, even when the so called inferior being is saving their super superior butts.
I’m just a little bit crazy but you can’t exactly blame me.
I get slapped with a whole bunch of wormhole knowledge that people are looking to carve out of my brain and then I get stuck with a neural chip that has me going AWOL and killing Aeryn and that? That’s a really long story.
Then there’s the fact that I nearly destroyed the universe.
Well, not THE universe, but a large portion of it that just so happened to be the epicentre of a climatic battle between Peacekeeper and Scarren. Told them they’d regret asking for wormhole weapons but you know how that goes, no one ever listens to the crazy human from the planet Earp.
Although if I’m going to be completely honest with you, my worst quality as a significant other has to be the obsession I have with wormholes. Aeryn says they blind me, make me do stupid things and she’s not wrong. Hell, even D’Argo doesn’t trust my judgement when it comes to wormholes and honestly? I don’t even trust my own judgement when it comes to wormholes.
I’m like a kid with a new toy and it’s worrying how quickly I can go from being sane reasonable John Crichton to out-of-his-tree John Crichton who just wants to dive head first and see where the wormhole will take him.
So there it is, my worst quality: I am way too obsessed with wormholes.
Muse: John Crichton
Fandom: Farscape (Misc TV)
Word Count: 300
Aside from the fact that everyone and their grandmother seems to want a piece of me?
Alright, seriously, here goes:
I’m human and I know that shouldn’t count as a worst quality but in this frelled up universe everybody seems to think humans are by no means superior, even when the so called inferior being is saving their super superior butts.
I’m just a little bit crazy but you can’t exactly blame me.
I get slapped with a whole bunch of wormhole knowledge that people are looking to carve out of my brain and then I get stuck with a neural chip that has me going AWOL and killing Aeryn and that? That’s a really long story.
Then there’s the fact that I nearly destroyed the universe.
Well, not THE universe, but a large portion of it that just so happened to be the epicentre of a climatic battle between Peacekeeper and Scarren. Told them they’d regret asking for wormhole weapons but you know how that goes, no one ever listens to the crazy human from the planet Earp.
Although if I’m going to be completely honest with you, my worst quality as a significant other has to be the obsession I have with wormholes. Aeryn says they blind me, make me do stupid things and she’s not wrong. Hell, even D’Argo doesn’t trust my judgement when it comes to wormholes and honestly? I don’t even trust my own judgement when it comes to wormholes.
I’m like a kid with a new toy and it’s worrying how quickly I can go from being sane reasonable John Crichton to out-of-his-tree John Crichton who just wants to dive head first and see where the wormhole will take him.
So there it is, my worst quality: I am way too obsessed with wormholes.
Muse: John Crichton
Fandom: Farscape (Misc TV)
Word Count: 300