Shake hands as the waste surrounds you...

Ok George, five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One, we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two, we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three, we will lie, cheat, steal, or murder in order to get that thing... Why am I ( Read more... )

Night brings bad dreams, bad dreams and guillotines

Even though I stabbed myself tonight while at the bar, I had a very good time.

Fuck you all

I tried to love you but I hate you all

I love alcohol

What the fuck is wrong with my friends?

What are we running from?

that if I dropped 20-30lbs I would be more confident and successful with the ladies.

I'm going to make It's about time that I made this happen.