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[humanmilk]

Morning,

I tore my frenulum Saturday night. Good times, good times. Lots of blood.

If you don't know what it is, look it up. It's the male variety. If you're a guy, you'll cringe.

Evening,

I.M. not bleeding anymore as of last night finally.

Comments

ai!

[anonymous]

ian... that is definitely shocking. were you wandering naked in the smithy? you know forged iron and nudity often don't mix....

Thierry

Re: ai!

[humanmilk]

Your mom came to visit and you know how she likes it. Bloody.

Re: ai!

[anonymous]

there you go opening Pandora's box again with the mom jokes... dangerous, ian. You might not know how dangerous that box is once opened, especially since your mom's box is always open to whoever wants a piece... but you'll learn.