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[humberthumbert]

i have a new duty at work now. they took me off the desk for most of the afternoon; instead i sit in our new computer lab and teach people how to print papers and check their email. today it's really slow and so it's fun. i've already read fifty pages and paid a bunch of bills online.

i'm reading harold bloom's genius book now. it's "a mosaic

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[queenkatieett]

Go with A Tale of Two Cities. I had to read it back in 8th grade, and even then I didn't think it was awful. I did think Great Expectations was awful in 7th grade, although I seem to think that I might like it if I tried reading it today. But I'm not going to try.

[carklob]

You can borrow/have my copy of A Tale of Two Cities, because I'm still on a "French-Existentialism-and-modern-Japanese-fiction" binge.

[queenkatieett]

Hey, so, would you say that you've ever banged your pretty red head on Metal Monday at Cumberland's?

More specifically, were you banging it there last night?

[humberthumbert]

they moved metal monday to cumberland's?

[humberthumbert]

that's right, because the anchor shut down, and i wasn't there last night. i love metal though.

[queenkatieett]

I know that you love metal, and that's why it made perfect sense to me that you were the redhead in the cream track jacket there on Monday. And now you've completely ruined my fantasy wherein you secretly recognised me and fell in love with me instantly and left your woman to bang your head with me every week.