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[humberthumbert]

today i started work at the health food store. "new life natural foods," it's called

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[carklob]

congratulations, aklb.

[humberthumbert]

i'm going to shop here even if i have to quit. you'd like it. they have your ginseng gum and a wide variety of ginseng sodas (without, of course, traditional artifical soda ingredients). every day i bring a limited amount of cash so i don't spend all my money.

[queenkatieett]

You're soooooo pretentious with your organic tuna sandwiches and your passing up Blockbuster.

I love it.

[humberthumbert]

we also have an fblt (with "fakin' bacon" tempeh strips) and a grilled tofu sandwich (the description includes "not bland at all!") and grilled pimento cheese. i haven't made one of those yet, so i don't know what the "cheese" is, but it's not cheese. and thanks.