I just want to say a couple of things:

#1. Will whoever's giving out all that energy knock it off? It keeps waking me up.

#2. To whoever's responsible for all these doubles appearing... STOP HAVING SEX AND STOP MAKING BABIES. Thank you!

#3. Kidd, I have your matches. Come and get them whenever you want.

Back to bed I go~

Agent E reporting in! My mission of neuralizing the entire campus is still underway, but there have been no problems as of yet. I have already neuralized several of the students, and even a few of the student council members. The list so far is:

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Fed up with having to deal with the evil (yet incompetent) prince Laharl, Etna decides to leave Squenix and start a new life away from him. But old habits die hard as Etna finds herself unable to forget her past experiences with the idiotic Nethwerworld prince. Just when she thinks that all hope is lost, Etna is found by a mysterious secret agent. ( Read more... )

Thanks guys for making my first Halloween here such a memorable one. Orgies, streaking, and general insanity? Great stuff. Looks like humans aren't so different than demons after all. It's a real shame that I couldn't join the rest you though. I had other plans, heh. But I can't help but wonder how many women were hungry for eggs and sausage after ( Read more... )

I've just realized something...

If the prince goes back to the Netheworld to get the prinnies for our little wildfire, that would leave me alone here with the love freak. I refuse to let that happen!

So, prince, I've thought up of an easy way to decide which one of us goes and who stays.

Rock, Paper, Scissors. Best 2 out of 3 ( Read more... )

Oh, look at that... someone's opened yet another gate to Hell, how exciting. You'd think the humans would be used to these things happening by now. I guess not, ah well.

I hear that Mid-Boss is here too, well that's just dandy.

Hey prince, you wanna go out and do something? I'm bored.

Edit: Wildfire!

The prince wants me to "destroy stuff and wreak havoc". Now, normally I'd be thrilled to do something like that. But... there's nothing to destroy! Most of the town is still in ruins and it just wouldn't be fun for me to ruin already crumbled buildings and whatnot. So, prince, I'm afraid that I can't do what you told me to. At least, not right ( Read more... )

Well this sucks. I go from "I'm Queen of Squenix!" to "Ah fuck..." in no time flat. The prince is here and he's wants me to 'explain' myself to him. Well, what exactly is it that you wanna know, prince? Oh and you wouldn't happen to know why that angel trainee is here, would you? I also hope you don't mind me working under the Kika human. She made ( Read more... )

Don't let the door hit your asses on the way out, guys. But thanks for leaving, everybody. Now I can safely say that I own this place.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Weapon ass to kick. ♥

[OOC Note: As you can probably tell, all the people leaving has boosted Etna's ego xInfinity. Someone please come knock her off her high horse?]

Longinus, check.
Firearms, check.
Hades, check,
Other not-as-important materia, check.
Teammates, who needs them.

It's a such a wonderful day for an ass kicking, isn't it? I even get to have a nice swim in the ocean too, how lovely!