its a sort of fairytale
i just watched a delightful stage production called "the women" with miranda from sex in the city and that funny lady from the salon in legally blonde. oh and rue mclanahan. hee hee hee.
yeah so i will write a really substantial entry about someone who is pissing me off in a little while. i want to take a sweet survey right now.
---
BACKGROUND
01. Full Birth Name: heather "two-sheds" pewty
02. Hair Colour: as red as lady clairol can get it
03. Eye Colour: brown.
< inside joke >
is it color or colour? i like colour more that color. i fuck babies.
< /inside joke >
04. Height Currently: five five maybe?
05. Glasses/contacts: neither. unlike some people, my chronic masturbation has not yet affected my eyesite.
06. Birthdate: 10-28
07. StarSign: Scorpio
08. Current Age: 16
09. Siblings: shannon
10. Siblings Age: 22
11. Location: my basement.
12. College: um? not yet. but i think i am going to go to Temple in philly. yeah.
13. Any Piercing: nipples... i mean, ears.
SOCIAL LIFE
01. Best Friends: piggy.
02. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: your mom.
03. Current Crush: well... *hangs head* i have been fancying your dad, recently. but don't tell the old battleaxe.
04. Hobbies: singing/reading and writing porn/watching 70s sitcoms.
05. What Type Automobile Do You Drive: cutlass supreme SL
06. Are You Timely Or Always Late: late like a whore's period.
07. Do You Have A Job: no.
08. Do You Like Being Around People: no.
STUFF
01. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Well, i usually just go for steamy nights with your mom.
02. Have You Ever Cried Over Something Someone of The Opposite Sex Did: no.
03. Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: funny. nice.
04. Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: yes.
05. Ever Liked a close Guy/Girl Friend: no.
06. Are You Lonely Right Now: no.
07. Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: no.
08. Do You Want To Get Married: yes.
09. Do You Want Kids: yes. i want your children. on rye with mayo.
PEOPLE
Who Do You Think Of When you Hear These Names:
Shawn/Sean: clarissa explains it all.
Steve: Steve, i can't get my truck to work.
Pat: Sajack
Bobby: Odenkirk.
Jessica: Frantz.
Elizabeth: Berkley
FAVORITE
01. Room In house: comp room.
02. Type of music: 80s pop.
03. Song: 'all for you' by sister hazel
04. Memory: new york was a hell of a time, and convention.
05. Day Of The Week: thursdays.
06. Color: cerulean.
07. Perfume Or Cologne: victoria's secret endless love
08. Flower: french lily.
09. Month: October
10. Season: fall
11. Place to be kissed: side of neck.
12. Location for dates: dirty movie house.
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU:
01. Cried: no.
02. Bought Something: yes.
03. Gotten Sick: no.
04. Sang: yes.
05. Said I Love You: yes.
06. Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them, But Didn't: no.
07. Met Someone New: no.
08. Moved On: that was seriously gay.
09. Talked To Someone: yes.
10. Had A Serious Talk: no.
11. Missed Someone: yes.
12. Hugged Someone: yes.
13. Kissed Someone: yes.
14. Fought With Your Parents: no.
15. Dreamt About Someone You Can't Be With: yeah. thanks to jessica, i couldn't fuck zach.
16. Had a lot of sleep: somewhat.
17. Wanted This Survey To Be Over: yeah this survey was crap. i only did it for the name part with steve. so i could say "steve, i can't get my truck to work."
fuck this.
yeah so i will write a really substantial entry about someone who is pissing me off in a little while. i want to take a sweet survey right now.
---
BACKGROUND
01. Full Birth Name: heather "two-sheds" pewty
02. Hair Colour: as red as lady clairol can get it
03. Eye Colour: brown.
< inside joke >
is it color or colour? i like colour more that color. i fuck babies.
< /inside joke >
04. Height Currently: five five maybe?
05. Glasses/contacts: neither. unlike some people, my chronic masturbation has not yet affected my eyesite.
06. Birthdate: 10-28
07. StarSign: Scorpio
08. Current Age: 16
09. Siblings: shannon
10. Siblings Age: 22
11. Location: my basement.
12. College: um? not yet. but i think i am going to go to Temple in philly. yeah.
13. Any Piercing: nipples... i mean, ears.
SOCIAL LIFE
01. Best Friends: piggy.
02. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: your mom.
03. Current Crush: well... *hangs head* i have been fancying your dad, recently. but don't tell the old battleaxe.
04. Hobbies: singing/reading and writing porn/watching 70s sitcoms.
05. What Type Automobile Do You Drive: cutlass supreme SL
06. Are You Timely Or Always Late: late like a whore's period.
07. Do You Have A Job: no.
08. Do You Like Being Around People: no.
STUFF
01. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Well, i usually just go for steamy nights with your mom.
02. Have You Ever Cried Over Something Someone of The Opposite Sex Did: no.
03. Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: funny. nice.
04. Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: yes.
05. Ever Liked a close Guy/Girl Friend: no.
06. Are You Lonely Right Now: no.
07. Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: no.
08. Do You Want To Get Married: yes.
09. Do You Want Kids: yes. i want your children. on rye with mayo.
PEOPLE
Who Do You Think Of When you Hear These Names:
Shawn/Sean: clarissa explains it all.
Steve: Steve, i can't get my truck to work.
Pat: Sajack
Bobby: Odenkirk.
Jessica: Frantz.
Elizabeth: Berkley
FAVORITE
01. Room In house: comp room.
02. Type of music: 80s pop.
03. Song: 'all for you' by sister hazel
04. Memory: new york was a hell of a time, and convention.
05. Day Of The Week: thursdays.
06. Color: cerulean.
07. Perfume Or Cologne: victoria's secret endless love
08. Flower: french lily.
09. Month: October
10. Season: fall
11. Place to be kissed: side of neck.
12. Location for dates: dirty movie house.
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU:
01. Cried: no.
02. Bought Something: yes.
03. Gotten Sick: no.
04. Sang: yes.
05. Said I Love You: yes.
06. Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them, But Didn't: no.
07. Met Someone New: no.
08. Moved On: that was seriously gay.
09. Talked To Someone: yes.
10. Had A Serious Talk: no.
11. Missed Someone: yes.
12. Hugged Someone: yes.
13. Kissed Someone: yes.
14. Fought With Your Parents: no.
15. Dreamt About Someone You Can't Be With: yeah. thanks to jessica, i couldn't fuck zach.
16. Had a lot of sleep: somewhat.
17. Wanted This Survey To Be Over: yeah this survey was crap. i only did it for the name part with steve. so i could say "steve, i can't get my truck to work."
fuck this.