such a long time to be unkind...
since i can't fucking figure out how to get john mayer mood themes, i will do this pointless and random survey...
[my name is]: fleshy fernando.
[in the morning i am]: sweaty
[all i need is]: mmmmmmusic.
[love is]: a hot shower where your skin never prunes... -mayer
[if i could see one person right now]: mayer, because he always makes me smile
[im afraid of]: being alone for all of eternity.
[i dream about]: me and mayer having sex with alex and leeann watching... *shivers* ew.
-H A V E .Y O U. E V E R . .
[pictured your crush naked?]: yes
[actually seen ur crush naked]: half naked.
[been in love]: no.
[cried when someone died]: yes.
[lied]: yeah we've all lied. but lying is dumb.
[coke or pepsi]: pepsi
[flowers or candy]: flowers! so prettyyyyyy.
[scruff or clean shaven]: mmm i like a smooth boy.
[tall or short]: taaaaaaaaaaaaall. and unusually thin. scrawny pale guys are so my bag baby!
-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[what do you notice first?]: laugh. can't be with someone with an annoying laugh.
[last person you slow danced with]: um.. i dont dance.
[worst question to ask]: "why does it look like that?"
-W H O-
[makes you laugh the most?]: ME hehehehe i am ever so hilarious.
[makes you smile]: everyone makes me smiiiiiiiile.
[gives you a funny feeling when you see them]: um, i think we all know the answer to this one...
[do you have a crush on?]: htiek
[has a crush on you?]: no one because i am a loser.
[easier to talk to]: my mom and alex
-D O. Y O U .E V E R-
[sit on the internet all day waiting for someone special to I.M. you?]: i am always on IM.
[save aol/aim conversations]: only for black mail purposes.
[wish you were a member of the opposite sex]: if i could trade my period for a penis, i would anyday. otherwise, *sings* i enjoy being a girl!
[cried because of someone saying something to you]: yeah... dammit...
-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
[fallen for your best friend]: not a BEST friend, but perhaps a friend of a friend, you know...
[been rejected]: of course. its heather we're talking about here.
[rejected someone]: yeah.
[used someone]: no.
[been cheated on]: answer me this, if one does has no one, can that no one cheat on him/her? yeah didnt think so.
[done something you regret]: i don't regret things i do. i regret the things i don't do.
-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: my mom.
[hugged]: my dad
[you instant messaged]: marila
[you laughed with]: alex
-D O .Y O U-
[color your hair]: hell yeah... marigold permanent all the way
[ever get off the damn computer]: i am about to...
-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
[smoke cigarettes]: no
[obsessive]: very.
[could you live without the computer?]: sadly, no.
[how many peeps are on your buddylist?]: 41 + 34 = my buddylist.
[what's your favorite food?]: ahhh i must say cheese.
[whats your favorite fruit?]: cherries
[drink alchohol?]: ah! no! alcohol is a one way street to nowheresville!
[like watching sunrises or sunset]: ah both. esp sunrise.
[what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?]: emotional.
[trust others way too easily?]: i trust people but never fully.
-N U M B E R-
of times i have had my heart broken? : not yet.
of hearts i have broken? : zero.
of continents i have lived in? : 1
of drugs taken illegally? : 1
tight friends?: 4.
of people i consider my enemies? : 1.
of cd's that i own? : 192.
of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 4.
of scars on my body? : 3.
of things in my past that i regret?: hmmm one major one...
that was thoroughly retarded. i will return tomorrow on a quest to add john mayer mood icons to my LJ.... until then, sleep well and dream of mmmeeee.
-heather
[my name is]: fleshy fernando.
[in the morning i am]: sweaty
[all i need is]: mmmmmmusic.
[love is]: a hot shower where your skin never prunes... -mayer
[if i could see one person right now]: mayer, because he always makes me smile
[im afraid of]: being alone for all of eternity.
[i dream about]: me and mayer having sex with alex and leeann watching... *shivers* ew.
-H A V E .Y O U. E V E R . .
[pictured your crush naked?]: yes
[actually seen ur crush naked]: half naked.
[been in love]: no.
[cried when someone died]: yes.
[lied]: yeah we've all lied. but lying is dumb.
[coke or pepsi]: pepsi
[flowers or candy]: flowers! so prettyyyyyy.
[scruff or clean shaven]: mmm i like a smooth boy.
[tall or short]: taaaaaaaaaaaaall. and unusually thin. scrawny pale guys are so my bag baby!
-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[what do you notice first?]: laugh. can't be with someone with an annoying laugh.
[last person you slow danced with]: um.. i dont dance.
[worst question to ask]: "why does it look like that?"
-W H O-
[makes you laugh the most?]: ME hehehehe i am ever so hilarious.
[makes you smile]: everyone makes me smiiiiiiiile.
[gives you a funny feeling when you see them]: um, i think we all know the answer to this one...
[do you have a crush on?]: htiek
[has a crush on you?]: no one because i am a loser.
[easier to talk to]: my mom and alex
-D O. Y O U .E V E R-
[sit on the internet all day waiting for someone special to I.M. you?]: i am always on IM.
[save aol/aim conversations]: only for black mail purposes.
[wish you were a member of the opposite sex]: if i could trade my period for a penis, i would anyday. otherwise, *sings* i enjoy being a girl!
[cried because of someone saying something to you]: yeah... dammit...
-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
[fallen for your best friend]: not a BEST friend, but perhaps a friend of a friend, you know...
[been rejected]: of course. its heather we're talking about here.
[rejected someone]: yeah.
[used someone]: no.
[been cheated on]: answer me this, if one does has no one, can that no one cheat on him/her? yeah didnt think so.
[done something you regret]: i don't regret things i do. i regret the things i don't do.
-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: my mom.
[hugged]: my dad
[you instant messaged]: marila
[you laughed with]: alex
-D O .Y O U-
[color your hair]: hell yeah... marigold permanent all the way
[ever get off the damn computer]: i am about to...
-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
[smoke cigarettes]: no
[obsessive]: very.
[could you live without the computer?]: sadly, no.
[how many peeps are on your buddylist?]: 41 + 34 = my buddylist.
[what's your favorite food?]: ahhh i must say cheese.
[whats your favorite fruit?]: cherries
[drink alchohol?]: ah! no! alcohol is a one way street to nowheresville!
[like watching sunrises or sunset]: ah both. esp sunrise.
[what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?]: emotional.
[trust others way too easily?]: i trust people but never fully.
-N U M B E R-
of times i have had my heart broken? : not yet.
of hearts i have broken? : zero.
of continents i have lived in? : 1
of drugs taken illegally? : 1
tight friends?: 4.
of people i consider my enemies? : 1.
of cd's that i own? : 192.
of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 4.
of scars on my body? : 3.
of things in my past that i regret?: hmmm one major one...
that was thoroughly retarded. i will return tomorrow on a quest to add john mayer mood icons to my LJ.... until then, sleep well and dream of mmmeeee.
-heather