Q:How does the man on the moon get his hair cut ( Read more... )

My car is the only car in the lot. My car has been one of the only cars in the lot for almost a week. The lot can hold quite a few cars, so when it's empty it's large. So how is it possible that the empty parking lot is free of bird shit the mangy winged rats have deposited a king size pile of excrement on the roof of my vehicle? The best part? It' ( Read more... )

I love this movie. Being John Malcovitch is really a Film.

Just a dream.

Going to work.

Bye Now.

It's the 24th. Do you know where your Crimson is? I know where mine is. It is so wonderful. It is so so wonderful. I picked it up a little after noon and then drove around listening to it. Then I drove to my parents house to pick up my bike because just driving around with gas prices where they are would be so not a Kristina thing to do.

I got ( Read more... )

Mr. & Mrs. Smith... Have you seen the tv preview that has Brad riding a bike and shooting at the same time??? Now that's funny.

I like food. There is so much you can buy at the store and mix together and get good food ( Read more... )

I just hate it. My schedule gets all screwed up and it really messes with me. I need lots of stuff to do to keep my mind occupied, and there is not enough good daytime television to make me feel subsidized ( Read more... )

Why is it always the massive, life altering, spell binding, posts that somehow get sucked into the giant Internet vortex????? grumble.

I can't retype it all. Screw it.

I think there was something about Star Wars and how it was a corporate merchandising machine long before the newest batch of "movies." I kid you not; I saw a special on VH1 today. ( Read more... )

Deep Driving Home Thought of the Day

If the whole world was bald, we would have no need for cosmetology schools.

end thought.

Manic must be controlled. Bad things happen.

                                  
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