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It has come to my attention that the NRA is shifting focus from guns to penmanship!! The nations largest gun lobby announced Monday that it will no longer serve as a guns-rights champion and will instead focus on the battle for neater, more legible penmanship. Across the country, NRA will sponsor good penmanship workshops: Men-only, Military-style boot camps in which students who do not achieve a passing grade in basic penmanship will be shot. New NRA television commercials are already airing featuring spokesman Charlton Heston, who says in his gravelly baritone, "There are those who would try take away your right to good penmanship. Join me in telling them, "Get your hands of me you filthy apes!!"
If you do not support the NRA's new mission then please e-mail me at soulessbastard@ikillu.die
Who are you? This website is set up for kids from georgetown day school in washington D.C. to write for their school's publication. If you do not attend GDS, i was wondering why you were posting? and if you do - great. just tell us who you are and we'll credit you.
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to penmanship!! The nations largest gun lobby announced Monday that
it will no longer serve as a guns-rights champion and will instead
focus on the battle for neater, more legible penmanship. Across the
country, NRA will sponsor good penmanship workshops: Men-only,
Military-style boot camps in which students who do not achieve a
passing grade in basic penmanship will be shot. New NRA television
commercials are already airing featuring spokesman Charlton Heston,
who says in his gravelly baritone, "There are those who would try
take away your right to good penmanship. Join me in telling
them, "Get your hands of me you filthy apes!!"
If you do not support the NRA's new mission then please e-mail me at
soulessbastard@ikillu.die
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