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x3 Amber Mills: okay just let me ask you a few questions that need to be asked.. its standard procedure
x3 Amber Mills: name.
ub3r b3n: shit i didnt study
x3 Amber Mills: NAME!
ub3r b3n: uhhh ummm BEN
ub3r b3n: wait full name
x3 Amber Mills: say the first thing that comes to your mind .
x3 Amber Mills: NEXT QUESTIONS
ub3r b3n: SEX
x3 Amber Mills: lmfao
x3 Amber Mills: 2.
ub3r b3n: 2 waht
x3 Amber Mills: what kind of underwear do you wear
ub3r b3n: n/a
x3 Amber Mills: ?
x3 Amber Mills: BE SPECIFIC DAMNIT
ub3r b3n: I DONT
x3 Amber Mills: THIS ISNT LOOKING GOOD BEN
x3 Amber Mills: are you serious.
ub3r b3n: AHHH
x3 Amber Mills: wow thats hot.
x3 Amber Mills: okay NEXT QUESTION
ub3r b3n: i buckle under pressur
x3 Amber Mills: NEXT QUESTION
ub3r b3n: go it
ub3r b3n: GOT*
ub3r b3n: IT
ub3r b3n: GOOOOOOO
x3 Amber Mills: 3. how large is your penis.. ((if you need a few seconds to bust out the ruler you have 5))
x3 Amber Mills: 1.
x3 Amber Mills: 2.
x3 Amber Mills: 3.
x3 Amber Mills: 4.
x3 Amber Mills: 5.
x3 Amber Mills: TIMES UP!
ub3r b3n: 6.5
x3 Amber Mills: next question
ub3r b3n: cmon i was unlockin the door for my bro
x3 Amber Mills: NEXT QUESTION
x3 Amber Mills: how big is your brothers penis
ub3r b3n: 2.467
x3 Amber Mills: lmfao
x3 Amber Mills: NEXT QUESTION
x3 Amber Mills: do you have an diseases.
ub3r b3n: several
x3 Amber Mills: ben.. this isnt looking too good :-\
x3 Amber Mills: NEXT QUESTION
ub3r b3n: =/
x3 Amber Mills: do you ever masterbate to pictrures of men.
x3 Amber Mills: in speedos
ub3r b3n: IT WAS ONCE GET OFF MY FREAKIN BACK
x3 Amber Mills: NEXT QUESTION!
ub3r b3n: AND CLOSE UP IT LOOKED LIEK A GIRL
x3 Amber Mills: have you ever stuffed your pants with socks?
ub3r b3n: nope
x3 Amber Mills: NEXT QUESTION!
x3 Amber Mills: !!!
x3 Amber Mills: do you have a bush
ub3r b3n: indeed
x3 Amber Mills: ::shiver::
x3 Amber Mills: your going to need to work on that
ub3r b3n: i shaved once for a girl
ub3r b3n: but
x3 Amber Mills: a nice little trim would do
x3 Amber Mills: NEXT QUESTION
x3 Amber Mills: DO NOT EXPLAIN
x3 Amber Mills: I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU SPEAK
x3 Amber Mills: SHUT UP BITCH
x3 Amber Mills: NEXT QUESTION!
ub3r b3n: ---8-8-8shuts up and crys-------
x3 Amber Mills: have you ever been bitten by a vagina.
ub3r b3n: omg i lsot count
x3 Amber Mills: next quetsion
ub3r b3n: XD seriously tho
x3 Amber Mills: are your crabs under control yet?
x3 Amber Mills: ew
ub3r b3n: this oen itme when i was doin this girl she sneezed and her pussy muscle tightend and omfg
x3 Amber Mills: ARE YOUR CRABS UNDER CONTROL
ub3r b3n: no actually there building cities
x3 Amber Mills: okay.. let me add up your score
x3 Amber Mills: ... drum roll ....
ub3r b3n: but plz if we ever do it dont sneez
ub3r b3n: --crosses fingers----
x3 Amber Mills:
you failed.
x3 Amber Mills: im sorry.. 6.5
ub3r b3n: eh ill jsut cheat on the next one
x3 Amber Mills: haha
ub3r b3n: now i no the questions