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humphrey_clarke

The Scent of Summer

Aug 26, 2005 20:09

As I wandered happily through the Meadows, I found myself temporarily filled with Joi d’ Vive. A gentle breeze rustled through the trees and the air was filled with the scent of summer. True, on the odd patch of pavement, this consisted mainly of the smell of petrified dog turd, but in the main, my nostrils were filled with the odour of cut grass, ( Read more... )

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humphrey_clarke August 28 2005, 11:54:17 UTC

Ha, my kitchenette contains an office harem, plentifully stocked with dark eyed maidens and a never ending supply of Mediterranean wines. All the mugs are gold plated and the coffee is flown in every morning from Belize so its as fresh as possible.

anonymous September 2 2005, 09:38:49 UTC

ive seen this rita wench myself, having just graduated from nottingham. your right, she is truly heinous - but you are so unbelieveably rude about her i actually found myself liking her more with every sentance you wrote. but i guess being so poor and ugly she deserves it right? you will make an excellent lawyer (if thats your ambition - i couldnt honestly be bothered to read any more of your extremely boring and egotistical bollocks......ooo look, 'bollocks' - does that make me 'common'??)im getting carried away now so i'll stop. i don't usually write things like this but a combination of boredom and you being extremly annoying and ignorant has made me. i hope you understand (or not - i really don't care).

humphrey_clarke September 4 2005, 16:00:05 UTC

First of all, congratulations on being the first troll in the history of this journal. I’ve been posting long egotistical rants in this corner of cyberspace for a long time now and I’m surprised I got this far without the slightest shred of dissent. This is a bit of a shame because it is the most critical comments that are the most helpful. The main problem with your response is that you have reacted to my ‘boring and egotistical’ writing by delivering a comment that is so dull and pathetic it scarcely merits a response ( ... )

humphrey_clarke September 4 2005, 16:01:09 UTC

I realise this may seem a bit over pedantic but, at the risk of seemingly excessively boring I feel obliged to go off on another rant against you. After a more sober reading of your comment I now notice you failed to put capital letters at the start of any of your sentences. Over the course of my working day I deal with a great number of people who lack the skills or the qualifications to get back into employment. Our project therefore provides training courses to enable them to get back into the job market. The fact that even the most unemployable people in the most deprived wards in Britain can grasp the concept of the most basic tenants of English grammar speaks volumes. You are completely sub-literate and yet you come to my journal claiming to be a graduate. If you are indeed a graduate of Nottingham University, it is by far the most damning indictment of that institution I have ever seen. The best I can wish you is an early death.

its_what_we_are September 10 2005, 06:02:18 UTC

I actually giggled when I read this comment. Nice job. =)

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Put a few drops of food colouring in it. I've heard green gives it a beautiful pukey colour.

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