Upheavals

[humphrey_clarke]

My boss sauntered over to my desk as I was reading the BBC news online page for about the 20th time that morning. ‘We are just having a bit of an office reshuffle, would you mind moving back over to Amanda’s desk’ she said. I always seem to get moved on from desk to desk in this fashion as if I’m a particularly troublesome family of Travellers. I’

Comments

[davidn]

You have the best livejournal in the universe.

[humphrey_clarke]

If only god had one, could you imagine it

'Have decided that when penguins mate, they should have to waddle across 70 miles of antarctic wilderness, dying in their thousands in a hopeless struggle to procreate. There's no good reason for this, I just have a slightly surreal sense of humour'

[stubbleupdate]

if your default homepage on your computer is the department/bureau one, pornolize it, so that when you let people nip on to your machine, they are presented with a rather more robust version of the same.

Or, just post up memos about "no trouser tuesday" or "commando monday" in an effort to promote damaging office-shagging politics "boost morale".

[humphrey_clarke]

Anything to continue the fight against the machine. So far, writing a highly critial review or the council magazine is the best ive been able to come up with.

[danielwarden]

You sound like the kind of chap who would enjoy working for himself - I would also suggets getting out of rottingham as soon as possible, its like, gangsta city and in no way a good way...

[humphrey_clarke]

Alright Dan, how long were you in the People's Republic of Forest Fields for?. To be honest I find this corner of the u.k to be no more 'gangsta' than the next part. Even in St Andrews we had Chav 'blade culture', although the two words together seem to be somthing of a misnomer

[danielwarden]

I think i was there for a year, but lived at Clifton, the meadows and sneinton in my time - the meadows was the nicest bit (near the war memorial and the banks of the trent) but the rest of the city could not even be imagined by a writer of gothic horror fiction. It made Draculas castle look like an apealling retreat...