So, I found these knitting patterns earlier tonight, and I'm just going to present them with a single comment: Why in the world would you create this?
You've got to REALLY love ferrets to do this to yourself.
Ummmmmm...I just don't have words for this one. It is described as a dress pattern, too, which I think just makes it worse. Wearing this as a sort of Cosby-esque sweater vest I could maaaaaaaaaaybe get behind, but a dress? WHYYYYYYY?