I am always tired

[humpingfridges]

My dad had knee surgery today so he is upstairs in bed. My mom left and went to a party because she is awesome, so it is my job to do things for him. Whenever he needs something he calls me on the phone in this here computer room to make communication a little easier. So far he has called me twice. to say things like "Kate, make the dog shut up"

Comments

[killthemovies]

i love the fact that mom went to a party at one of dad's work friend's house. abandoning our bed-ridden father and you and jeanne who are incapable of doing anything. and then leaving it up to aunt elsie to feed you guys dinner. lol.

[piratemily]

kate, the 'tards in your class are just jealous and mad at themselves because hey, they were hungry, and their mouths were bigger than their stomachs. just eat the goddamned fetus and shut up already.

i mean NACHO CHEESE!

[skaneverdies]

jesus christ, that's rediculous! don't people realize that a billion dollars is $999,000,000 plus another million!? that's so much money! all you have to do is drink something terrible right before and you won't even taste it! and besides, i'd eat anything with nacho cheese for free anyway.

[blurstoftimes]

what the hell is wrong with humanity where there are things on earth that people will not do for a billion dollars