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Oct 11, 2004 11:53

Why do I think that obsessively checking something is going to make a difference in the world?

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skyboy_blue October 11 2004, 10:16:01 UTC
because if you stare at heating water, it boils faster...

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conformityvsme October 11 2004, 12:49:14 UTC
No matter how much you peek down your pants... your penis will NEVER be 2 feet long. Sorry luv.

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tylerscience October 12 2004, 02:01:46 UTC
And no matter how hard you try, 2 feet is too much to fit inside anyone!

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conformityvsme October 12 2004, 10:52:01 UTC
Oh it isn't for sexual reasons silly!!! Danforth wants to secretly be part of a rescue team.... the two foot penis would be a safty device...you know, toss it out to drowning folks.... tie it around a rock to be the anchor in a pull up job... DAMN get your head out of the gutter!

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tylerscience October 13 2004, 01:37:44 UTC
Sweet... I saw this show on Showtime where these two dudes make faces, did impressions and fancy tricks with their junk... the one guy said "I dunno, I guess one day I realized I could do these things with my dong"...

Maybe D-forth just wants to do "the Rolex"

"What time is it?"

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sarilion October 11 2004, 18:54:01 UTC
yah never now, it might get bigger. mine did, but I think it's because I pet it a lot.

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conformityvsme October 20 2004, 10:58:47 UTC
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Danforth's Boss: Ahhhhh Danforth, why is there an e-mail about jungle gyms coming to you?

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humpydog October 20 2004, 11:13:28 UTC
lol. I want you anyway I can get you, lady. :)

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conformityvsme October 20 2004, 13:33:36 UTC
Ever have the thoughts of tying someone to the top of a jungle gym with a jump rope, and fucking the hell out of them with lots of ass slapping, vulgar talk and flesh grabbing while teachers hurry to sheild the eyes of children?

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Hey there! kiki_chrissy October 21 2004, 10:16:38 UTC
I LOVE your icon pic! When looking at ppl from the cold MN like myself, I couldn't help but be interested in that cute little doxie's owner.

Me: I'm 27. In Medicine. Fun loving and pretty melo. I use to have a dachshund, but he died unexpectedly of kidney issues. I just keep myself busy with work and schooling hoping to make something of myself so I can buy a house and have many more of those cute creatures. In the mean time, I'm always looking for new friends here. If you're interested, we can add eachother as friends on this LJ.

Kiki

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