Dear Sir Walter Fleak ( Read more... )

New job. I'm not sure how much this will eat into my already ridiculously under-representation in LJ, but I don't think it is going to improve it much... My last job required little, if any effort. This is going to be a whole other kettle of fish....

The company rocks, though... SOLD MY SOUL HERE

Part of this BIG GERMAN MOTHER SHIPOn a positive ( Read more... )

oh, and by the way....

FUCK VALENTINES DAY :(

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HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?

Do not forget:

TURDUCKEN TODAY!!!

People will be arriving around 5:30... Gimme a ring if you need directions 612.327.3768

This made me think of several of you... You know who you are...


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The deed is done.

So, people.

TURDUCKEN! On Sunday!! The game starts around 5:30, so that's about when you should show up!

Oh, and you better let me know quickly, since a Turducken only feeds 25 to 30 people....

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

To all those new era emo fuck knobs...

Give up. You'll never do any better than THIS:

I'm down again ( Read more... )

It's really fortunate that I am as old as I am ( Read more... )

Freaker (kasjogren) inspired me with talk of a TURDUCKENSo, I am going to start a Super Bowl Weekend tradition of cooking a turducken... Anyone who is interested, let me know, and I'll post more info later in the week... But the game starts at 5:30 CST on Sunday, and we'll proabably plan on eating around halftime... So MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDAR ( Read more... )