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[hundred_power]

[It's quiet.

A little too quiet.

Just another day in the mansion. You're stuck here, you've fallen into a funk. You're eating an overly delicious cookie in the tea room with the best cup of tea you've ever had (well, since yesterday). All of a sudden...]

HEY! You can't escape from me! I won't let you get away![The mansion shakes on its

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[walkingdesuno]

..............A Mansion in Wonderland..... mister.

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[hundred_power]

Wonderland? [Where is that voice coming from? The 'robot' scratches at its head.] Is that a department store?

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[walkingdesuno]

No, it's...a world. We call it Wonderland.

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[hundred_power]

A world... [Wait, kid voice...]

Ohohoho! I understand now! [He's playing pretend!]

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[skyfetish]

[ yeah, I was drinking a nice cup of tea, thanks very much Kotetsu ]

The hell?!! [ coughs from the dust ]

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[hundred_power]

Ah! S-sorry! My apologies! Um...you wouldn't happen to have seen a man with a mole in Blue Rose's costume running around here, would you? [He takes a few steps back from the blue-haired person.]

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[skyfetish]

[ what the hell are you saying ]

...No.

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[hundred_power]

Darn it! He's invisible again. [Maybe there's an abandoned moped around here. At least that's a clue.

He switches to a more...dramatic voice.] Uh, sorry to ruin your lunch, citizen! Wild Tiger in on the case!

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[exiled_torch]

[Oh no what was that? Explosion on his floor? Zuko runs off in the direction of the noise to see what is happening. He opens the door to the tea-room and...]

[..what the hell is that?! He lowers his arms, but stays defensive.]

Wh-

It's..uh, hard to explain. Basically..um..we've all been kidnapped and put here.

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[hundred_power]

Huh? You've all been kidnapped? Tell me where the kidnapper is!

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[exiled_torch]

[Yeah about that..hurr..]

We can't get to her. She's, uh, on the other side of the mirrors, and we can't cross over now.

I know I sound crazy, but this place is crazy.

[He really, really hates this part. People always look at him like he's nuts.]

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[hundred_power]

On the other side of the mirrors? What a strange ability...

[He believes you. That might be crazier.]

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[boomerangbend]

[Hey, guess who just so happened to still be in the tea room! If you guessed Sokka, you win all his startled sheep. Wait, sheep...? Oh, nevermind. There's a more important issue at hand.

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT THING?!]

What are you?!

[You know if it weren't for that thing NEARLY CRUSHING HIM, he might be marveling at how badass it is.]

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[hundred_power]

[Oops, he almost squished someone. He was pretty sure there was nothing on this side of the wall, but low and behold, there's a restaurant of sorts. Or something like it.]

Oh! Hehe, sorry. Fear not citizen! Wild Tiger is here to apprehend the backstage thief!

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[boomerangbend]

[Sir, again, what are you?! Are you a talking robot? Because that's kinda cool, but you did just appear out of nowhere.

Katara had said this place played tricks on you, but he wasn't exactly expecting, well, this. ...And did he say tiger? Just a tiger? That's just makes this even weirder!]

Look, I don't know where you're from, but there's no tigers here! There's just a magical mansion that eats people!

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[hundred_power]

[Kotetsu frowns behind the mask. Sure, he's rank four. But surely everybody in the city knows him!]

No, no! I'm Wild Ti-mansion that eat people?

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[splitsrussia]

....An esper?

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[hundred_power]

Esper? [What is that?]

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[splitsrussia]

What? You don't know? A magician then?

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[hundred_power]

Ah, I'm no magician. I'm Wild Tiger, hero for the people!