salton sea part duex.
i'm gonna tell you all a little story about the salton sea.
i went with a dude named alex...
...and a girl named becky.
we passed through fields of wind power machines along our way.
exactly how many thousands of wind power devices were there? no one can say...
it didn't take long to reach our destination.
upon our arrival we saw the finest tent in the nation.
we drank many a beer and played cards at night.
but the strategy was rough so our cards were held tight.
we woke up hung over and the desert was hot.
so we slept a lot.
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it really was a pretty strange place.
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much stranger than most places that are home to the human race.
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we made our way along the desert...
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encountering dead (and not so dead) animals...
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boiling mud pits...
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and water, always more water.
but soon, the sun began to set. (on alex's head)
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the desert sky at night was beautiful.
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even though our tires were dead... (repost)
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so we made our way back to LA...
to visit steven seagal's legacy...
and hollywood high school... (exciting!)
realize that it really wasn't chris farley's fault and that addiction is physical...
eat churros...
watch a seal get beached... (poorly)
chill out...
and be graced with the presence of a man who not only toured with Everclear but sang a song for us called 'secret asian man' (a slightly different version of 'secret agent man') while he shouted "I LIKE ROB AND BECKY AND ALEX" during the song and made slanty eyes with his finger whenever he got the 'secret asain man' part of the song, demeaning not only himself but all the other asian people standing around him and the entire asian race for that matter, making us feel pretty wierd being white and all but it was really awesome anyways.
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and then home we go... (alex tired from driving for a million hours, me enjoying the magnificent fragance that eminates from becky's feet, becky being sleepy and happy.)
the end.