Sorry Kelly Im a Loser so once again Im taking something from your journal~

[hungry_eyez]

Ok so I got this from my friends lj and thought it was hilarious. Lets see how creative you guys are

Comments

i cant think of anything!!! butu said to comment.

[louthelucky]

he ran over and hacked her to pieces

Re: i cant think of anything!!! butu said to comment.

[louthelucky]

but shes not dead!!

[stanface]

her pieces crawl around on the floor and mold back together like taht thing in the terminator, it then shapes itself into a large ear of corn and rolls over the guy

[louthelucky]

good catch man

[dancergrl8778]

but then a beatiful pure white unicorn comes over and its tears bring the ear of corn into a beatiful princess, who then wanders around alone and lost for a couple days until she sees a man in the distance...she came over and took one look into his eyes and new she would love him forever...he says that they are in the middle of no where...and locked his eyes with hers and before they knew it...

[louthelucky]

she got hacked into pieces again becuz the universe decided it had enuff of that homofest

[stanface]

the guy then moves to mexico and renames himself "spicy McDouche" and obtains a pet giant panda bear named bobo, meanwhile, the girl accidentally transforms himself into a stick of bamboo and has found herself in the compromising clutches of the one bobo...the panda

[0so0blivious]

so then the girl is inside the belly of bobo as bamboo but inside the belly she transforms herself into a tiny little girl . so then when bobo goes poopy she comes out of the bootie. and then she sees that bobo is the dude's pet so she goes and punches his balls (by that time she is life size again)

[louthelucky]

ahh but the gods realizing that enough testicle abuse has happened in the world step in and give him balls of steel.
she breaks her hand. then he has a quesidilla and frolicks

[stanface]

the man, weighted down by his massive iron testicles, tumbles over after loosing his balance due to the broken equilibrium of his swaying genitalia, bobo then consumes the little girl and proceeds to go sky diving without a parachutte into the pacific ocean, however, spicy macdouche craws for a year across the mexican desert and comes face to face with the ear of corn once again, this time planted in the sands of the desert

[pamsterhamster]

and he died from thirst THE END

[louthelucky]

but...
as we know nothing ever ends.

he enters a parallel universe.
and now his balls are jello and hes a she and hes nots panda bear hes a chiwawa

[redwolf86]

and because he is so annoyed with life, he starts drinking shots of captain morgan...

[unknownxsoldier]

and then he hallucinates like hell and out of no where his iron testicles came back and hit him in the face, so he looks in the direction of where his nuts came flying from and he saw...

[0so0blivious]

barney having sex with a life size barbie doll in the middle of the ocean where nearby is bobo and the girl coming out again of his ass hole. and then the guys balls melt in the ocean . and i dunno what happens next

[louthelucky]

a whale eats the melted balls while listening to the bear neccesities form the jungle book. and playing with his own massive steel balls