Google has funny April Fool's Day jokes. Mwa ha.
This is the very last of my terrible Fridays. I am pleased.
1.What is your name?
Benjamin Lauchlin Blaise MacDonald.
2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Charcoal.
3. What are you listening to right now?
The Dead Boys' "Sonic Reducer".
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
27.
5. What was the last thing you ate?
Cereal.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Black. I don't like to colour.
7. What is the weather like?
SUNNY!
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Matt's mom.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
That depends on whatever is most noticable about the person, I suppose.
10. Favorite Food?
I don't think that I have one.
11. Favorite Drink?
Tea, coffee, water, milk, beer. Not necessarily in that order.
12. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
Whatever.
13. Favorite place to shop?
Online.
14. Hair Color?
Black.
15. Eye Color?
Green? Hazel?
16. Do you wear contacts?
No.
17. Top or bottom?
Of what, motherfucker?
18. Favorite Month?
June.
19. Favorite Fast Food?
Wendy's or Subway.
20. Last Movie you Watched?
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
The first summery day.
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
I don't know. I've never tried.
23. Summer or Winter?
Summer.
24. Hugs or Kisses?
Depends on who I'm getting them from.
25. Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla.
26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
27. Who is most likely to respond?
28: Who is least likely to respond?
29. What books are you reading?
Coalescent by Stephen Baxter and The Buddhist Bible as edited by Dwight Goddard.
30. What's on your mouse pad?
Dell.
31. Favorite Board Game?
Risk.
32. What did you do last night?
Did homework and read.
33. Who inspires you?
A lot of people, to certain, small, extents.
34. Butter, Plain, or salted popcorn?
Butter and salt.
35. Favorite Flower?
Lots.
36. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M?
There usually isn't anyone around to say anything to.
37. Do you still talk to your best friend from middle school?
When he's in town.
38. What's on your desk?
This computer, Matt's wallet, a couple of pens, a bookmark, and Molly's camera.
39. Rock Concert or Symphony?
Rock.
40. Play or Opera?
Depends.
41. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes.
42. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yes. I like to travel by any means.
43. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Ambidextrous.
44. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
Smooth.
45. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One.
46. City and State you were born in?
Antigonish, Nova Scotia.
47. Ever hitchhiked?
Tried.
48.Who are you thinking about at this moment?
Nobody in particular.
49. If you could be anywhere at this moment, where would that be?
Reading in bed.
50. Going to the movies or the Beach?
Movies. The beach is bad news.