What the hell I wish I could give my body to The Fiery Furnaces. How in the fuck did I not know about this band until now???? THEY ARE SO FUCKING COOL. I'm having like, a panic attack. It's better than Deerhoof. Holy shit. Holy shit. How did I only discover them now?

And get  this--I dreamed I was pregnant, too!

Weird.

Life Lesson No. 7981: The drama doesn't stop when you get out of high school. It just gets better (or worse, depending on how you look at it).

( seduction style )

Well, I was just about to tell you guys about how my hormones have been acting up, but after a few phone calls, I have gotten the most exciting news in months. I'm going to Los Fucking Angeles to see Patrick Fucking Wolf.

This is amazing and fantastic. I'm so lucky! I get to see him before he goes off into hiding for a year.

Hormone rant will totally ( Read more... )

So I'm leaving town tomorrow morning, early, to get my thoughts together. Yes, I will be going to Austin City Limits (alone) as well, but I really need to evaluate my emotions. Getting out of this hell hole always helps. Talking to Ramona always helps. I need to start paying attention to my life from a different standpoint. It'll be a detox for my ( Read more... )

I've come down with something.

I feel like a piglet shat in my head.

I don't know why I feel the need to tell you guys this.

I'm going to sleep.

"I have fleas in my carpet, you might want to watch out. Oh, hold on! There is one right on you. You don't feel that? No? I guess he's like, level 2 ( Read more... )

Restaurant Lesson #764: God gave me opposable thumbs and hips for a reason, and I'll be damned if I don't make full use of them.

I find it hard to believe that a few weeks ago I still cared about my school social life. How could I have been so stupid? I have all I need and then some. I am incredibly happy.

Senior year is going to be great, and not because of my classmates. Oh no.