012. an·no·ta·tion
So in lieu of some anonymous blow-out in writeletters or mbp_bwe, I'm calling myself out ( Portman 09/08/07).
It's been fun, but it's not fun anymore ( Schreiber 09/08/07). We don't want this to be a gateway for people to get bashed again because that's never fun, but we do want to bring back the concept and we're looking for a few good men and women to help us with that ( Lohan 09/07/07). Putting on someone else’s skin became a challenge to me ( Bale 09/02/07). Evidently I'm dating the wrong person, considering every time I called home he was playing Paper Mario and taking bong rips, completely ruining my mojo as well as any chances for a digital getdown ( Ventimiglia 09/07/07). This is interfering with my sex life, I'll have you know, because Jenna is scouring her friends page instead of blowing me ( Krasinski 09/04/07). Wet, naked, sweat, clitoris, finger, tongue, lick, bite, rub, squirt ( Lavigne 09/04/07). Muscle was gained, I moved to the weight class that was needed to look un-manorexic and more believable that I could kick another man’s ass without the use of a hefty-slap or feminine squeal ( Faris 09/07/07). I wish I were a guy. Just slap on a suit, comb the hair, and boom, hot dog, you're ready ( Fischer-Krasinski 09/04/07). I still wish I could have dated Matt Damon sometime in this life because hello, handsome ( Lima 09/06/07). Don't think the irony is lost on me (Day 09/06/07). That was quick. Now I don't feel like such an outlaw ( Johansson 09/07/07). I'm good with games. Not always the most likely to win, but I'll be willing to get bloody with the best of them ( Bloom 09/05/07). I'll even make you an honorary lesbian if such title is so deserved ( Degeneres 09/06/07).
*Mingzark does not condone the usage of any illegal substances ( Lezark 09/01/07).
Works Cited
Bale, Christian. "You wasted life; why wouldn’t you waste death?" Must Be Pop 02 September 2007.
Bloom, Orlando. ""You go away or I - I'll bite you myself!" - Dorothy, the Wizard of Oz." Must Be Pop 09 September 2007.
Day, Howie. "Cheating Skank." Must Be Pop 06 September 2007.
Degeneres, Ellen. "Plea for Rainbow Unity." Must Be Pop 06 September 2007.
Faris, Sean. "feel me, completer, down to my core." Must Be Pop 07 September 2007.
Fischer-Krasinski, Jenna. "done with what we've lost." Must Be Pop 06 September 2007.
Johansson, Scarlett. "Clone Wars." Must Be Pop 07 September 2007.
Krasinski, John. "boo-to the motherfuckin'-yah." Must Be Pop 04 September 2007.
Lavigne, Avril. "exactly fifty." Must Be Pop 04 September 2007.
Lezark, Leigh. "love was changing the minds of pretenders." Must Be Pop 01 September 2007.
Lima, Adriana. "An Angel Loses Her Wings." Must Be Pop 06 September 2007.
Lohan, Lindsay. "Ask and ye shall receive." Must Be Pop 07 September 2007.
Portman, Natalie. "Scandalous Bitches." Must Be Pop 08 September 2007.
Schreiber, Liev. "Later Losers." Must Be Pop 08 September 2007.
Ventimiglia, Milo. "A Hero's Travels." Must Be Pop 07 September 2007.