Comments | hunt_jackals: dream → 005

hunt_jackals

dream → 005

Aug 04, 2011 01:41

Warning: Liquid being a big creeper. Subtext so obvious that it ceases to be sub and just starts being text. Basically, MGS in all its homoerotic incestuousness under the cut. This dream is also preemptively locked from children.

Dream Effects: None. Be glad for that.

( Snake was strapped to the electrotorture table, bound at the wrists and ankles. )

homoerotically incestuous, mgs is gay, !dream, !liquid, not safe for anyone, what is this i don't even, brother, what is wrong with you liquid, desires, brother let's get married married marrie

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hunt_jackals August 4 2011, 12:08:03 UTC

...Neither do I.

[Liquid wasn't exactly sure what to make of it, either. Just when he thought that he couldn't get more fucked up, his brain apparently decided to prove him wrong and throw him the psychological equivalent of a hard right hook.]

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hunt_jackals August 5 2011, 13:44:52 UTC

Brother, I am just as confused as you are.

[What the hell was wrong with his brain, seriously.]

And probably twice as disturbed.

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hunt_jackals August 4 2011, 12:12:23 UTC

I have no idea who you are and I can already tell that I'm going to hate you.

[He really should have figured that this dream would attract psychologists like a moth to a fire.] I have no need for amateur psychiatry, anyway.

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hunt_jackals August 5 2011, 13:54:48 UTC

Being the clone of a famous psychologist hardly makes you an expert in the field. That aside, I have no desire to listen to a teenager attempt to psychoanalyze me using outdated Freudian nonsense.

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clonezart August 5 2011, 18:17:23 UTC

[Ah, this fellow! A clone, as Mozart recalled. Well then, you can bet Mozart has a tone befitting for that of his dearest friends. However, Mozart was fairly certain clones didn't have families. It's quite baffling to him, all the family dynamics? embedded in this dream.]

You are a clone yet you have a brother. Is that possible?

hunt_jackals August 5 2011, 22:13:12 UTC

[Oh, good, someone who didn't want to comment on his pseudo-Oedipal complex.]

Brother and I are both clones of the same man using egg cells taken from the same woman. For lack of a better term, 'brother' seems like the most accurate descriptor.

clonezart August 6 2011, 19:45:22 UTC

[He's not interested in your weird brother complex, bro. S'what we call T-M-I.]

That's absurd. Why clone more than once the same person?

hunt_jackals August 7 2011, 00:34:57 UTC

It was necessary so that one of us could be made perfect.

[DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON. You are treading dangerously close to a mind-bogglingly long rant about genetics and bad parenting.]

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perfektioniert August 6 2011, 05:23:18 UTC

[Fucking awkward.]

hunt_jackals August 6 2011, 11:13:41 UTC

[...yes. Yes it is.]

[If it helps, he's confused as hell about it, too.]

perfektioniert August 6 2011, 12:40:21 UTC

[THAT WAS YOUR BRIEF CHANCE TO PROVE YOU WEREN'T GAY.

Franziska doesn't do awkward, so she'll just be hanging up now.]

hunt_jackals August 8 2011, 03:51:19 UTC

[All of the cursing. All of it.]

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