Team Freewill App
The Basics
Name: Madilynn McCoy
Age: 22
Sex: female
Occupation: Hunter
Species: human
Next of kin: Older brother Nathan McCoy, an' parents Josselyn and Edgar Mccoy
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify Ah, no not really. Ah usually work smaller scale, peoples, towns… yah know.
Would you be interested in saving the world? Yeah, ah would.
Have you ever ingested demon blood? Nawh.
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? ..not really.
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? Nawt that ah know of,
Are you currently posessed by a demon? Nah, ah got an anti-possession tattoo.
Have you ever been posessed by a demon? If so, when? Nah, pop made me get that real yougin’
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? Nat really my style
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? …No, my families from New Orleans.
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? Nah.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? No thanks.
Do you believe in God? Yeah.
Are you a nun or a priest? Nope.
Are you otherwise a person of religion? No.
Are you an Angel? Nawh.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? Nope.
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? Ah ‘ever really met one?
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) Yeah, ah’ve been trained ta kill tha supernatural ever since ah was a kid.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? Loads.
Have you ever killed a human being? … unfortunately.
Have you ever tortured a human being? Nah.
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify The power ta attract trouble?
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? eight and a half
Can you ...
shoot a gun? Oh hell yah.
wield a sword? If ah gotta
wield an ax? Sure.
handle a bow and arrows? Nat very well but ah can make it work
work a spear? Sure.
break someone's face with your hand? Yeah.
use any other weapons in combat? Sure, ah can use daggers, knives, bats, guitars, whatever’s really around dat ah can use.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? yeah, an’ gave ‘er a boot to tha head
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? ah broke mah leg when ah was fifteen. Broken ribs, the uge.
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? Yes.
Have you died before? If so, how many times? … what? No.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what? … ah’m pretty sure ah don’t.
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness?Nope.
Do you have anger management issues? Nah ah don’t think so.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? Oh yeah.
Do you like 80's rock? Sure… dis is gonna help save the world?
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. ……. What? what!?
Are you currently on drugs? … No , but dis questionnaire startin’ ta make me feel like ah might be.
Do you have an alcohol problem? No.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? Yeah, breakin’ an’ entering, grave desecration, arson… all under otha alias tho.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? Nope.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? Yeah.
Is family important to you? Very.
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? Die fer loved ones
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself ? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? … Yes.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
X) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below)
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
X) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
X) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below)
.
… What the hell, fuck ‘er?
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
X) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below)
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
X) shoot first, ask questions later.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
Find tha witch or demon that did tha spell.
Name: Madilynn McCoy
Age: 22
Sex: female
Occupation: Hunter
Species: human
Next of kin: Older brother Nathan McCoy, an' parents Josselyn and Edgar Mccoy
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify Ah, no not really. Ah usually work smaller scale, peoples, towns… yah know.
Would you be interested in saving the world? Yeah, ah would.
Have you ever ingested demon blood? Nawh.
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? ..not really.
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? Nawt that ah know of,
Are you currently posessed by a demon? Nah, ah got an anti-possession tattoo.
Have you ever been posessed by a demon? If so, when? Nah, pop made me get that real yougin’
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? Nat really my style
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? …No, my families from New Orleans.
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? Nah.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? No thanks.
Do you believe in God? Yeah.
Are you a nun or a priest? Nope.
Are you otherwise a person of religion? No.
Are you an Angel? Nawh.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? Nope.
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? Ah ‘ever really met one?
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) Yeah, ah’ve been trained ta kill tha supernatural ever since ah was a kid.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? Loads.
Have you ever killed a human being? … unfortunately.
Have you ever tortured a human being? Nah.
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify The power ta attract trouble?
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? eight and a half
Can you ...
shoot a gun? Oh hell yah.
wield a sword? If ah gotta
wield an ax? Sure.
handle a bow and arrows? Nat very well but ah can make it work
work a spear? Sure.
break someone's face with your hand? Yeah.
use any other weapons in combat? Sure, ah can use daggers, knives, bats, guitars, whatever’s really around dat ah can use.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? yeah, an’ gave ‘er a boot to tha head
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? ah broke mah leg when ah was fifteen. Broken ribs, the uge.
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? Yes.
Have you died before? If so, how many times? … what? No.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what? … ah’m pretty sure ah don’t.
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness?Nope.
Do you have anger management issues? Nah ah don’t think so.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? Oh yeah.
Do you like 80's rock? Sure… dis is gonna help save the world?
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. ……. What? what!?
Are you currently on drugs? … No , but dis questionnaire startin’ ta make me feel like ah might be.
Do you have an alcohol problem? No.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? Yeah, breakin’ an’ entering, grave desecration, arson… all under otha alias tho.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? Nope.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? Yeah.
Is family important to you? Very.
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? Die fer loved ones
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself ? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? … Yes.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
X) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below)
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
X) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
X) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below)
.
… What the hell, fuck ‘er?
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
X) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
d) other. (please specify below)
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
X) shoot first, ask questions later.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
Find tha witch or demon that did tha spell.