The magic and the cats in the kitchen

[hurdygurdy]

Mildly comprehensive list of things that need to happen by 2004

Comments

[mybrain]

when i think of John Darnielle i think of when Jackie Chan hosted Saturday Night Live and was in that sketch with Miss Molly Shannon, and she said something about wanting to shrink him and put him in her pocket, or something. yes, well, it is time for another apostrophe: John Darniell, i want to shrink you and put you in my pocket, or something.

[fypast]

god. christmas. snuck up so sneakily.

...go for it coke!

[pectin]

coke why do i have 0 enthusiasm for christmas this year

you have to go to college to join an alpha omega thing on behalf of me :( :(

[hurdygurdy]

OMG that's exactly how much christmas enthusiasm i have!
i went to church for midnight mass but i decided it was too crowded and went back home!

[pectin]

i feel bad because i ate a lot of christmas food and i still have no christmas spirit. i am reaping all the benefits without contributing a thing, sorry

[chisel]

let's be friends forever.

[hurdygurdy]

deal.

[mybrain]

funny.

[mybrain]

oh, by the way, i finally figured out why i need the ghetto magnadoodle. it is for writing 'Darniell' with an 'x' through it, and writing 'Darnielle' underneath it.

three comments! wowie wow wow wow!