i have aquired a new guitar. its sweet as hell, but i dont think hell would be sweet, hmm. well anyways its a fender stratocaster, seafoam green (or surf green whatever you prefer) im going to throw my seymor duncan invader in it tonight or tomorrow its gonna be badass.

yea i started out sept 11 on a happy note cuz its the birthday of my dog lucy. GODDAMN TERRORISTS GOTTA RUIN A PERFECT DAY. WE SHOULD CAPTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN AND PUT HIM THRU A MEAT GRINDER STARTING WITH HIS PENIS!!!

THE LAST NAME THAT I WOULD WANT TO HAVE RIGHT NOW WOULD BE OSAMA BIN(DOVER SO I CAN GET FUCKED IN THE ASS) LADEN!!! I SAY WE BUILD A FUCKIN TOWER IN ITS PLACE, BUT WITH A FUCKIN MISSLE LAUNCHER TO TAKE THE WHOLE FUCKIN THIRD WORLD OUT!!!! 2 IS COMPANY AND 3 IS A CROWD SO LETS TAKE THE WHOLE FUCKIN THIRD WORLD OUT!!!!

in exactly one hour i will be on my way to one of the best punk rock festivals EVER CREATED. im soo excited cuz it kicked ass last year. WARPED TOUR 2001 HERE I COME

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ive been up all night and am bored, call me sometime if anyone wants to hang out, i need to find a new job so call me if you wanna join me in my quest.

by the way my dad bug bombed the house yesterday so i might die from inhaling any traces of gaseous death.

well my dad hasnt killed me for the lip, just wants to charge me rent. oh yea and i dyed my hair purple too. its pretty cool cuz if you look at it one way its black and the other its purple.

SPORK IS GONNA RULE THE PLANET!!

AND YOU WILL ALL BOW TO THE MIGHTY SPORK

well i tought a guitar class at mcyc and i only had one student, he was 10 years old. for each three hour class i held his attention for about umm 10 min ( Read more... )

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