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Apr 26, 2004 18:54


dear fat-ass,

would you get on the tread already?? It's 7:00!

Think Vegas.... 44 days!!

love always-

your conscience

p.s. don't forget those abs!

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ghboy April 26 2004, 23:05:16 UTC
Dear Lisa's Conscience (LC),

Please write my conscience a letter and tell it to get off of it's ass as well. It needs some motivation.

Thanks.

Sincerely,

Morbidly Obese in Mt. Pleasant (MOIMP)

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hurleysangel April 27 2004, 06:56:19 UTC
Dear So-Called MOIMP,

I think you have lost enough weight! You are beautiful! From your hair... down to your shoes! Myself on the other hand has excessively large love handles that hang over my pants.... gee that's hot in a bathing suit in VEGAS!

Love Always...
LC

p.s. thanks for calling me back!

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ghboy April 28 2004, 00:04:23 UTC
Dear So-Called LLH (large love handles),

My love handles could take yours out anyday. Not to mention my thighs, ass, and still-in-recovery-beer-gut. Now picture THAT in a hot, swanky, gay bar in the middle of the big apple this summer ..... not so hot.

Sincerely,
NTDFCEMFNO
(Needs To Do Fifty Crunches Every Morning From Now On)

(sorry.... gettin a lil long with the acronyms)

P.s.s..... sorry... it was a crazy/busy/fast weekend. I'm moving home may 9th for about 3 1/2 weeks, so yea. :)

xoxoxo

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hurleysangel April 29 2004, 10:58:03 UTC
Dear So-Called NTDFCEMFNO,

ok... fine... we are fat asses together... I must come visit you in the big apple. We can totally get all glammed up, I'll be Carrie, and you and be Stanford (just way hotter)... and we'll party like we are famous... and for the night, we'll forget the we are fat! Sound good??

oh and beer guts?? Wanna talk about beer guts? My boyfriend asked me if I was pregnant! I almost fucking killed him!!

Sincerely,
Large love handles, pregnant, beer gut fatass!

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