I havent seen my outdoor cat, Sandy, in.. quite a bit... like, three weeks, or so, to be exact ( Read more... )

It feels as though someone has stuck a hot wire into my peehole.

Stupid UTI.

This made me cry.

And yes, I do still exist.

You know all those fears I had about things going wrong?

Completely, totally unneeded.

:D

WEEEEE!

I really can't remember a time, ever, that I was this happy and this nervous at the same time.

I hope everything goes well. I hope I don't fuck things up like I always do.

*clogging up other peoples LJ with useless bullshit ( Read more... )

And all I got were these crappy implants.

http://wweimplants.ytmnd.com/

So lets have some Impact thoughts ( Read more... )

The most ideal way of suicide for you is...
Jump to your death (Get on something high up, make a ruckus to cause croud, jump)
What's wrong with you? Your Mom not give you enough attention as a child or what? NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING! but at least you finaly get your 15 ( Read more... )

PRESHOW MATCHES WHICH I DIDN'T WATCH ( Read more... )