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[hurtgeneration]

Dear Janelle:
For your birthday, I realized that you might become a celebrity. So I took it upon myself to give you some ideas so you're not mobbed by the world.



Hippie



Rock Star



Ryan Avery



Darth Vadar



Retard



Colorblind



Porn Star



Jake Jarvis



\m/



Clown

Or, you could just be you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAAYYYYYYYYY
I HOPE IT'S THE GREATEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE!
And if not, bitches be goin' ddddooooowwwwwnnnn

P.S. Secret Mission complete.