At this point, I knew the inevitables were acoming around the mountain when she comes. And she came around the mountain, yes she came ( Read more... )

This ain't a goldberg and osbourne actual client's testament. This isn't a fairy tale with a fairy godmother either. This is the tale of drunk driving and how it WILL kill you. But nonetheless, this is a story of extravagant proportions, rivaled only by the stories of the carpenter named jesus, or the explorer named oddysseus. I am speaking of huy' ( Read more... )

…so we’re all eating at Coyote Paws. This place reminds me of a diner that they would’ve ate at in Kill Bill, in the town where Uma gets married and everyone gets killed, like somewhere in Texas or New Mexico, or Tucson. Anyways, so we’re all having a dandy time and eating and then Marcus the Hymenator starts making me laugh, OUCH, fuck, I start ( Read more... )

Well, here it is... i decided to write a story and started writing about my surgery and never finished. it's been chillin in my documents since may, anyways, maybe i'll finish it one day ( Read more... )

i'm leaving on a jet plane ( Read more... )

big ups to all my friends, i love you all. Thank you for helping me and society commemorate the greatest day there ever was; greater than the the birth of Jesus, greater than the days that marked the ending of struggles between men, yes, even greater than the birth of the almighty LS1, none other than, my birthday. but seriously, much love. it's ( Read more... )

FUCK YES! i took my last final today. School's out for summer bitches. Anyways, i dropped 2 of my classes this semester so no biggie. It's been another crazy year like usual but that's how i like it. ha, i've been sitting at my computer for the last 3 hours and it's been great ( Read more... )

this is some pictures reviewing 2005, some very sick photos and kinda cool to watch ( Read more... )

i went to church with anthony yesterday, it was pleasent. so it was this special ode to guadulupe or something and they had a special mass and food at the end. we're sitting at one of the tables eating our tamales and this older mexican guy in a wheel chair gets sat next to me. we get to talking and i guess he's the new owner of the diamondbacks ( Read more... )

i was thinking just now and i miss shows like daria, celebrity death match, and saved by the bell.