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[huy_sauce]

…so we’re all eating at Coyote Paws. This place reminds me of a diner that they would’ve ate at in Kill Bill, in the town where Uma gets married and everyone gets killed, like somewhere in Texas or New Mexico, or Tucson. Anyways, so we’re all having a dandy time and eating and then Marcus the Hymenator starts making me laugh, OUCH, fuck, I start

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and all this time you thought we were just calling you alien torso to be mean...

[aprilkim]

Maybe you dont remember this but Tony was texting everyone (while driving you to urgent care might I add) that you were dead. Not to mention trying to take pictures with his phone in addition to letting someone listen in on your ungodly moans.

P.S. Your keloid scarring is hott.

[mattorlando]

haha man i laughed out loud the whole time i read this. i was in quartzite when you were on your way to the hospital. how fair is that? you dying and me at the "world famous main event".