[one of two]
DENMARK: hvidt_kryds
SWEDEN: du_fria
NOWAY: hatesdanes
* You are now known as Denmark
Sverige BRO FIST
Denmark YEAH MAN YOU GET ME
Sverige GETS YOU SO HARD MAN
Denmark IS SO ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH, YEAH
Sverige opens a bottle of beer with his teeth.
Sverige IS RIGHT WITH YOU ALL THE WAY BRO
Denmark opens one with SHEER WILLPOWER
Sverige: ...
Sverige is a tad jealous.
Denmark thinks this calls for an utterly heterosexual masculine CHESTBUMP.
Sverige STAAAAARES one open
Denmark can totally show you how it's done man.
Sverige CHESTBUMPS UNGH
Denmark watches the bottle open itself in terror.
Denmark thinks oh that's how he gets his wife to put out
Sverige can force a man to his knees IFYAKNOWWHATIMEAN
Denmark does, having perfected the technique on Sverige :>
Sverige is perfectly capable of refusing the likes of you, Denmark.
Denmark: --and in a moment of unmasculinity, where is my moisturizer, seriously.
Sverige: Probably under the cabinet with your makeup.
Denmark knows you're CAPABLE but that doesn't mean you WANT to baby
Denmark: .... 8(
Denmark: It's just concealer okay it makes me look more even
Sverige would rather knit this adorable sweater. he's got the pattern all planned out and everything.
Denmark: ...
[ ooc talk of makeup ]
Sverige: When does Fay wake up?
Sverige: IS THIS NORMAL
Denmark: YEAH PRETTY MUCH
Denmark: She wakes up...at random intervals
Denmark: And she'll just pop in with ":|"
Sverige: I like...
Sverige: Need her to do that right now.
Sverige: That would make my night.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: ...
Sverige: GDU
Sverige knits angrily.
Denmark makes ebelskiver with fury!
Sverige: that sounds so delicious.
Denmark: THEY ARE.
Denmark: I got a pan for them like two days ago
Sverige: vilken jävla tönt du är. 8[
Sverige: Make them.
Denmark: Made 'em filled with apple butter, which I am normally indifferent to, but it was really good!
Sverige: Build them and I will come.
Sverige: That sounds so awesome.
Denmark mixes up the batter with a smile at Sverige 8)
Sverige tries not to look particularly tempted by that sweet, luxurious batter.
Sverige sliiiiides his glasses up his nose.
Denmark knows, Sverige. He knows.
Sverige wonders if that knowledge has taken up 85% of your total brainpower. ...ka-zing (8()
Denmark isn't going to share, then.
Sverige: ...
Denmark fills them with fresh lingonberry ja~m
Sverige shuffles next to Denmark.
Sverige: ....
Sverige: wtflingonberry
Sverige: ..
Denmark: ISN'T IT SWEDISH???
Sverige: Mm.
Sverige: ...Looks.
Sverige: ........
Sverige: Not..
Sverige: .....
Sverige: ... Bad.
Denmark is purposely being tempting, shh :|
Denmark: .........
Denmark is absolutely flattered by such high praise.
Sverige exhausted himself.
Sverige: 8[
Denmark: ....Of course it does.
Sverige nods slowly.
Denmark caaaaarefully flips them over. Mmm, golden <3
Sverige could probably dump that little jar of jam in his mouth.
Sverige: ...
Denmark: ...
Sverige leans stiffly in and smells the glorious golden goodness.
Denmark leans back to give him room and just kind of smirks at...the back of his head
WHATEVER.
Sverige: *Denmark must be channeling some higher power in this moment.*
Sverige: ...
Sverige: V'ry not bad.
Denmark is channeling his own awesome, excuse you. /...Prussia...
Denmark: I think you mean delicious.
Sverige: ...
Denmark: And yes, they will be.
Sverige: Hav'n't tried 'em yet.
Sverige: *HINT. HINT.*
Denmark: Melted butter and powdered sugar.
Denmark: True.
Denmark: I'll be sure to let you know.
Sverige: .........
Denmark KA-ZING.
Sverige goes D8
Sverige: ...
Denmark ...gets down a second plate with a smile.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *omg you glorious bastard.*
Sverige looks supremely unaffected.
Denmark: *so basically every look ever*
Denmark: --would you get the sugar?
Sverige: *every look that you've been granted ever, yes.*
Sverige: ...
Sverige eagerly gets it.
Sverige is not going to owe no Danmark. he earns his share. ... represent.
Sverige: *thug lyff.*
Denmark: (......annnnnd now I have Sweden dressed like Sasha a la Everything Is Illuminated THANK YOU)
Sverige: Pleased to meet! You Denmork? You'll hafta forgive me, as my English is not so premium.
Sverige: Finland wants to get carnal with me.
Denmark DIES
Sverige breakdances.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: 'mean.
Denmark: XDD
Sverige: 8[
Sverige is so serious.
Denmark: :||| <-- the look of a man HOLDING BACK LAUGHTER UNDER PAIN OF DEATH
Sverige: ....)8[ Don't burn 'nythin'.
Sverige likes a good change of subject, damn you.
Denmark: I never burn anything I don't want to burn!
Sverige: ...
Denmark: 8)
Sverige recalls when they two burninated the countryside.
Sverige: *burninating the peasants... in their thatched-roof cottages.*
Denmark does too.......with nostalgic glee |>
Denmark was in people's bases, killing their dudes!
Sverige: ... Y've got no shame.
Denmark: *with Sverige! Good times.*
Sverige misses it a tad, too. maybe.
Denmark just smiles and turns the ebelskiver over again.
Sverige is above bloodthirst, though, thank you. spares a withering glance toward Denmark CEASE AND DESIST WITH THE SMILING
Denmark ...tips the pan over IDEK HOW TO ACTUALLY GET THEM OUT I just turned the thing upside down over a plate......
Sverige: *like a Dane.*
Denmark: (...one of them fell and hit the floor and came hot apple butter on my foot 8(((( )
Sverige: ...
Sverige: ....
Sverige: 'S not good.
Sverige: 8(
Sverige holds out the plates for Denmark. TEAM WORK!
Denmark: NO IT HURT but now I have perfected the art of the flip 'n......drop-without-splattering--
Denmark TIPS THEM ONTO THE PLATE!
Sverige: ... Professional.
Sverige could not ever do that.
Denmark is just classy that way.
Sverige will probably never consider you classier than he does now, as he watches him tip ebelskiver onto a plate.
Sverige: *perhaps it's the ebelskiver that have the class.*
Denmark will work to change that. He can be much classier.
Sverige: *you and him, stop interchanging them, self.
Denmark: *ebelskiver are still Danish 8)*
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *I... I BELIEVE IN SCANDINAVIAN UNITY.... justshutup
Rozeluxe has joined
Denmark: *baby i can make you believe again hahaha*
Denmark: .................
Sverige will give you the benefit of the doubt if you would offer him one alre --
Sverige: *oh god*
Sverige: HOLA
Rozeluxe: HELLO
Denmark PUTS ONE IN SVERIGE'S MOUTH.
Sverige stares at Denmark and chews rather pissed-offishly.
Sverige: *that's flaming hot, you loser.*
Denmark: GO AHEAD AND GAY OUT IF YOU WANT Sverige's beating you to it tthough
Denmark knows.
Sverige: Danmark's th' gay one.
Denmark: It's good, isn't it!
Denmark: ...........
Sverige: ...
Denmark: Who are you talking to.
Sverige: ... 'S hot.
Sverige: I have no idea.
Sverige: ...
Denmark: Yes, but it's good!
Sverige points to a nice picture of a rabbit hanging on the wall.
Denmark plucks out the bit that hasn't been..chewed yet... (is classy)
Sverige: ...
Denmark: .......
Denmark: Of course you are.
Denmark dips it in butter and rolls it in sugar.
Denmark: THERE. Now it's done.
Denmark: FAY WOULD YOU LIKE ONE 8)
Sverige: ....
Sverige: 8]
Sverige: Hungryyyy
Rozeluxe: WHAT
Rozeluxe: SURE YES SURE
Rozeluxe: IDK WHAT IT IS BUT FREE FOOD IS ALWAYS GOOD?
Sverige: Don't do it.
Sverige: They're Danish,
Sverige: ...
Denmark HANDS FAY A LINGONBERRY EBELSKIVER.
Sverige savors his.
Denmark: ......
Denmark: They're delicious,
Denmark: ...
Rozeluxe: OH pancakes. Danish style.
Denmark watches 8)
Sverige salivates over the prospect of another.
Rozeluxe ABSORBS
Denmark watches that too 8) /why do I play him creepy.
Rozeluxe is now known as Norway
Denmark LEAPS UPON NORWAY metaphorically and hands him an ebelskiver
Sverige drinks lingonberry jam.
Denmark stares........
Norway: ...
Sverige: ...'Lo.
Denmark stuffs an ebelskiver into Norway's mouth with a GRINNNNNN
Norway plots to kill you in your sleep (and eats it daintily)
Denmark is sure that Norway will love it. Danish-made after all!!
Sverige plants another IKEA seed in Copenhagen.
Denmark: ..........
Sverige: *LIKE WEEDS, THEY ARE*
Denmark knew they were devil plants.
Sverige would prefer the term 'dandelions.'
Denmark would prefer the term 'kindling.'
Sverige would prefer the adage 'Shut your mouth.'
Denmark would prefer the phrase 'Open yours!'
Sverige: ...
Denmark puts another ebelskiver up to Sverige's lips!
Sverige: W'll there be --
Sverige: ...
Sverige opens his mouth, goddamn you all.
Denmark feeds Sverige 8)
Norway watches the table tennis of wills-- oh sweden's broke.
Sverige plans to punch Denmark as soon as this shameful deliciousness has disappeared.
Denmark has a whole plateful of these babies <3
Sverige: *there's the rub.*
Sverige goes 'mmmmm.'
Sverige: ...'S fine 'cause 't has ling'nberry jam.
Denmark raises his eyebrows slightly.
Norway: ...
Norway: Mmhm.
Sverige: *SEE, NORWAY AGREES*
Denmark: Of course that's the only reason.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: 'Course.
Denmark: Nothing to do with the delicious fluffiness surrounding it.
Sverige still has a shred of dignity.
Norway DOESN'T REALLY it was one of those "okay what ever you say" kind of.
Denmark intends to fix that <3
Sverige: ...Didn't not'ce.
Sverige wishes you would pick his side, Norway. LIKE OLD TIMES. LIKE A FAMILY.
Denmark wishes Norway was on HIS SIDE!!121q32/excited Danish slamming of keys idk
Denmark is winning anyway so it's all good.
Denmark: Of course you didn't. You're not known for being particularly observant.
Norway 's CHOICES WERE ALWAYS MADE FOR HIM and he thinks you're both assholes, so suck it up 8U
Sverige claims victory on behalf of his lingonberries, as they have penetrated that bready Danish mass. ...
Sverige: ...
Denmark smiles charmingly, teasingly.
Sverige: 'M plenty 'bservant.
Sverige: ...
Sverige looks somewhat repulsed.
Denmark: *so.....no change.*
Sverige: *I'M REPULSING AT YOU AS HARD AS I CAN*
Sverige: *feel it.*
Denmark IS IMMUNE.....
Denmark shudders 8(
Sverige nods in some brand of satisfaction and feeds himself.
Norway becomes one with coffee.
Denmark takes away the sugar then >:(
Sverige: ...
Denmark IS NOT CHILDISH..!! >:(
Sverige pulls that blessed lingonberry jam to himself, then!
Sverige: *TAKING HOSTAGES IS MATURE.*
Denmark doesn't care, there's already jam in the ebelskiver.
Denmark: I'm glad you like my jam so much, Sverige 8)
Sverige: ...
Denmark .......man I want to make that dirty, um. XD
Sverige: 'M glad...
Sverige: Y'like...
Sverige: ...M'berries.
Denmark: ...
Sverige half-cringes.
Denmark URGE TO JOKE.....RISING.....
Sverige settles for the reliable Death Glare.
Sverige: *NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU*
Denmark: ...Yes it's good one of us knows how to work with th--
Denmark: 8)
Denmark noms an ebelskiver casually.
Sverige: ...
Sverige darkly shoves a piece into his mouth.
Denmark is also glad to see you enjoying his cooking so very much <3
Sverige turns around to eat. NOW WHAT.
Denmark: .......
Denmark thinks you're a beacon of maturity Sverige.
Sverige just works with what you give him.
Denmark retaliates by throwing a half-eaten ebelskiver at the back of Sverige's head.
Sverige: ...
Sverige freezes and slowly turns.
Sverige: ...
Denmark looks at him.
Denmark: You face your host when eating!
Denmark: That's just rude not to.
Sverige bids a fond farewell to the jar of jam and throws it in Denmark's face.
Sverige: ...What face.
Denmark: --AAHAHKSJghsdlffghgfh
Sverige is so very... very vindicated.
Denmark slowly...slowly wipes the jam away from his eyes.
Norway is now known as Rozeluxe
Denmark: !!
Denmark IS SO BLINDED BY JAM THAT NORWAY HAS VANISHED?!
Denmark BLAMES SVERIGE.
Sverige JUST HAS NORWAY'S BEST INTERESTS IN MIND
Denmark blinks at Sverige.
Denmark launches himself across the table at him.
Sverige sort of smileKLSHFSALHLSDHLHFDF
Sverige CLATTERS TO THE FLOOR NO THE EBELSKIVER
Denmark has two options. Violence or seduction! /dating sim "choose your path" scene or sth
Rozeluxe thinks that either way, you're gonna get a bad end :T
Denmark NEVER GETS BAD ENDS!!!!!
Sverige wonders if Denmark's face tastes like lingonberries, decides the texture wouldn't be worth chancing it.
Sverige opts instead for hitting at Denmark.
Denmark probably does. Go ahead and try it--safdgfhgjkdsrter
Denmark HOPES YOU GET..JAM ON YOUR...hand.... somehow that doesn't sound terribly impressive.
Sverige hits again. ... and might lick his hand for a second, there.
Sverige: *ALMOST-VICTORY IS SWEET.*
Denmark punches back blindly, aiming for Sverige's chin
Denmark is at least on top this time :'|
Sverige goes NGGKK when the blow connects and punches Denmark's... chest. ... options are
limited here.
Sverige would like to mention that that in no way reflects the dynamics here.
Sverige certainly isn't going to take up the role.
Denmark coughs wetly and backhands Sverige.
Denmark doesn't think that ever matters, does it.
Sverige's head goes THUNK against the floor and probably smashes an ebelskiver in the process.
Denmark NOooooooooooo
Sverige throws a punch. somewhere. god-speed, punch.
Sverige: *OH YES.*
Denmark not the eb--
Denmark catches it with his shoulder and, um, ow.
[next >>]
SWEDEN: du_fria
NOWAY: hatesdanes
* You are now known as Denmark
Sverige BRO FIST
Denmark YEAH MAN YOU GET ME
Sverige GETS YOU SO HARD MAN
Denmark IS SO ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH, YEAH
Sverige opens a bottle of beer with his teeth.
Sverige IS RIGHT WITH YOU ALL THE WAY BRO
Denmark opens one with SHEER WILLPOWER
Sverige: ...
Sverige is a tad jealous.
Denmark thinks this calls for an utterly heterosexual masculine CHESTBUMP.
Sverige STAAAAARES one open
Denmark can totally show you how it's done man.
Sverige CHESTBUMPS UNGH
Denmark watches the bottle open itself in terror.
Denmark thinks oh that's how he gets his wife to put out
Sverige can force a man to his knees IFYAKNOWWHATIMEAN
Denmark does, having perfected the technique on Sverige :>
Sverige is perfectly capable of refusing the likes of you, Denmark.
Denmark: --and in a moment of unmasculinity, where is my moisturizer, seriously.
Sverige: Probably under the cabinet with your makeup.
Denmark knows you're CAPABLE but that doesn't mean you WANT to baby
Denmark: .... 8(
Denmark: It's just concealer okay it makes me look more even
Sverige would rather knit this adorable sweater. he's got the pattern all planned out and everything.
Denmark: ...
[ ooc talk of makeup ]
Sverige: When does Fay wake up?
Sverige: IS THIS NORMAL
Denmark: YEAH PRETTY MUCH
Denmark: She wakes up...at random intervals
Denmark: And she'll just pop in with ":|"
Sverige: I like...
Sverige: Need her to do that right now.
Sverige: That would make my night.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: ...
Sverige: GDU
Sverige knits angrily.
Denmark makes ebelskiver with fury!
Sverige: that sounds so delicious.
Denmark: THEY ARE.
Denmark: I got a pan for them like two days ago
Sverige: vilken jävla tönt du är. 8[
Sverige: Make them.
Denmark: Made 'em filled with apple butter, which I am normally indifferent to, but it was really good!
Sverige: Build them and I will come.
Sverige: That sounds so awesome.
Denmark mixes up the batter with a smile at Sverige 8)
Sverige tries not to look particularly tempted by that sweet, luxurious batter.
Sverige sliiiiides his glasses up his nose.
Denmark knows, Sverige. He knows.
Sverige wonders if that knowledge has taken up 85% of your total brainpower. ...ka-zing (8()
Denmark isn't going to share, then.
Sverige: ...
Denmark fills them with fresh lingonberry ja~m
Sverige shuffles next to Denmark.
Sverige: ....
Sverige: wtflingonberry
Sverige: ..
Denmark: ISN'T IT SWEDISH???
Sverige: Mm.
Sverige: ...Looks.
Sverige: ........
Sverige: Not..
Sverige: .....
Sverige: ... Bad.
Denmark is purposely being tempting, shh :|
Denmark: .........
Denmark is absolutely flattered by such high praise.
Sverige exhausted himself.
Sverige: 8[
Denmark: ....Of course it does.
Sverige nods slowly.
Denmark caaaaarefully flips them over. Mmm, golden <3
Sverige could probably dump that little jar of jam in his mouth.
Sverige: ...
Denmark: ...
Sverige leans stiffly in and smells the glorious golden goodness.
Denmark leans back to give him room and just kind of smirks at...the back of his head
WHATEVER.
Sverige: *Denmark must be channeling some higher power in this moment.*
Sverige: ...
Sverige: V'ry not bad.
Denmark is channeling his own awesome, excuse you. /...Prussia...
Denmark: I think you mean delicious.
Sverige: ...
Denmark: And yes, they will be.
Sverige: Hav'n't tried 'em yet.
Sverige: *HINT. HINT.*
Denmark: Melted butter and powdered sugar.
Denmark: True.
Denmark: I'll be sure to let you know.
Sverige: .........
Denmark KA-ZING.
Sverige goes D8
Sverige: ...
Denmark ...gets down a second plate with a smile.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *omg you glorious bastard.*
Sverige looks supremely unaffected.
Denmark: *so basically every look ever*
Denmark: --would you get the sugar?
Sverige: *every look that you've been granted ever, yes.*
Sverige: ...
Sverige eagerly gets it.
Sverige is not going to owe no Danmark. he earns his share. ... represent.
Sverige: *thug lyff.*
Denmark: (......annnnnd now I have Sweden dressed like Sasha a la Everything Is Illuminated THANK YOU)
Sverige: Pleased to meet! You Denmork? You'll hafta forgive me, as my English is not so premium.
Sverige: Finland wants to get carnal with me.
Denmark DIES
Sverige breakdances.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: 'mean.
Denmark: XDD
Sverige: 8[
Sverige is so serious.
Denmark: :||| <-- the look of a man HOLDING BACK LAUGHTER UNDER PAIN OF DEATH
Sverige: ....)8[ Don't burn 'nythin'.
Sverige likes a good change of subject, damn you.
Denmark: I never burn anything I don't want to burn!
Sverige: ...
Denmark: 8)
Sverige recalls when they two burninated the countryside.
Sverige: *burninating the peasants... in their thatched-roof cottages.*
Denmark does too.......with nostalgic glee |>
Denmark was in people's bases, killing their dudes!
Sverige: ... Y've got no shame.
Denmark: *with Sverige! Good times.*
Sverige misses it a tad, too. maybe.
Denmark just smiles and turns the ebelskiver over again.
Sverige is above bloodthirst, though, thank you. spares a withering glance toward Denmark CEASE AND DESIST WITH THE SMILING
Denmark ...tips the pan over IDEK HOW TO ACTUALLY GET THEM OUT I just turned the thing upside down over a plate......
Sverige: *like a Dane.*
Denmark: (...one of them fell and hit the floor and came hot apple butter on my foot 8(((( )
Sverige: ...
Sverige: ....
Sverige: 'S not good.
Sverige: 8(
Sverige holds out the plates for Denmark. TEAM WORK!
Denmark: NO IT HURT but now I have perfected the art of the flip 'n......drop-without-splattering--
Denmark TIPS THEM ONTO THE PLATE!
Sverige: ... Professional.
Sverige could not ever do that.
Denmark is just classy that way.
Sverige will probably never consider you classier than he does now, as he watches him tip ebelskiver onto a plate.
Sverige: *perhaps it's the ebelskiver that have the class.*
Denmark will work to change that. He can be much classier.
Sverige: *you and him, stop interchanging them, self.
Denmark: *ebelskiver are still Danish 8)*
Sverige: ...
Sverige: *I... I BELIEVE IN SCANDINAVIAN UNITY.... justshutup
Rozeluxe has joined
Denmark: *baby i can make you believe again hahaha*
Denmark: .................
Sverige will give you the benefit of the doubt if you would offer him one alre --
Sverige: *oh god*
Sverige: HOLA
Rozeluxe: HELLO
Denmark PUTS ONE IN SVERIGE'S MOUTH.
Sverige stares at Denmark and chews rather pissed-offishly.
Sverige: *that's flaming hot, you loser.*
Denmark: GO AHEAD AND GAY OUT IF YOU WANT Sverige's beating you to it tthough
Denmark knows.
Sverige: Danmark's th' gay one.
Denmark: It's good, isn't it!
Denmark: ...........
Sverige: ...
Denmark: Who are you talking to.
Sverige: ... 'S hot.
Sverige: I have no idea.
Sverige: ...
Denmark: Yes, but it's good!
Sverige points to a nice picture of a rabbit hanging on the wall.
Denmark plucks out the bit that hasn't been..chewed yet... (is classy)
Sverige: ...
Denmark: .......
Denmark: Of course you are.
Denmark dips it in butter and rolls it in sugar.
Denmark: THERE. Now it's done.
Denmark: FAY WOULD YOU LIKE ONE 8)
Sverige: ....
Sverige: 8]
Sverige: Hungryyyy
Rozeluxe: WHAT
Rozeluxe: SURE YES SURE
Rozeluxe: IDK WHAT IT IS BUT FREE FOOD IS ALWAYS GOOD?
Sverige: Don't do it.
Sverige: They're Danish,
Sverige: ...
Denmark HANDS FAY A LINGONBERRY EBELSKIVER.
Sverige savors his.
Denmark: ......
Denmark: They're delicious,
Denmark: ...
Rozeluxe: OH pancakes. Danish style.
Denmark watches 8)
Sverige salivates over the prospect of another.
Rozeluxe ABSORBS
Denmark watches that too 8) /why do I play him creepy.
Rozeluxe is now known as Norway
Denmark LEAPS UPON NORWAY metaphorically and hands him an ebelskiver
Sverige drinks lingonberry jam.
Denmark stares........
Norway: ...
Sverige: ...'Lo.
Denmark stuffs an ebelskiver into Norway's mouth with a GRINNNNNN
Norway plots to kill you in your sleep (and eats it daintily)
Denmark is sure that Norway will love it. Danish-made after all!!
Sverige plants another IKEA seed in Copenhagen.
Denmark: ..........
Sverige: *LIKE WEEDS, THEY ARE*
Denmark knew they were devil plants.
Sverige would prefer the term 'dandelions.'
Denmark would prefer the term 'kindling.'
Sverige would prefer the adage 'Shut your mouth.'
Denmark would prefer the phrase 'Open yours!'
Sverige: ...
Denmark puts another ebelskiver up to Sverige's lips!
Sverige: W'll there be --
Sverige: ...
Sverige opens his mouth, goddamn you all.
Denmark feeds Sverige 8)
Norway watches the table tennis of wills-- oh sweden's broke.
Sverige plans to punch Denmark as soon as this shameful deliciousness has disappeared.
Denmark has a whole plateful of these babies <3
Sverige: *there's the rub.*
Sverige goes 'mmmmm.'
Sverige: ...'S fine 'cause 't has ling'nberry jam.
Denmark raises his eyebrows slightly.
Norway: ...
Norway: Mmhm.
Sverige: *SEE, NORWAY AGREES*
Denmark: Of course that's the only reason.
Sverige: ...
Sverige: 'Course.
Denmark: Nothing to do with the delicious fluffiness surrounding it.
Sverige still has a shred of dignity.
Norway DOESN'T REALLY it was one of those "okay what ever you say" kind of.
Denmark intends to fix that <3
Sverige: ...Didn't not'ce.
Sverige wishes you would pick his side, Norway. LIKE OLD TIMES. LIKE A FAMILY.
Denmark wishes Norway was on HIS SIDE!!121q32/excited Danish slamming of keys idk
Denmark is winning anyway so it's all good.
Denmark: Of course you didn't. You're not known for being particularly observant.
Norway 's CHOICES WERE ALWAYS MADE FOR HIM and he thinks you're both assholes, so suck it up 8U
Sverige claims victory on behalf of his lingonberries, as they have penetrated that bready Danish mass. ...
Sverige: ...
Denmark smiles charmingly, teasingly.
Sverige: 'M plenty 'bservant.
Sverige: ...
Sverige looks somewhat repulsed.
Denmark: *so.....no change.*
Sverige: *I'M REPULSING AT YOU AS HARD AS I CAN*
Sverige: *feel it.*
Denmark IS IMMUNE.....
Denmark shudders 8(
Sverige nods in some brand of satisfaction and feeds himself.
Norway becomes one with coffee.
Denmark takes away the sugar then >:(
Sverige: ...
Denmark IS NOT CHILDISH..!! >:(
Sverige pulls that blessed lingonberry jam to himself, then!
Sverige: *TAKING HOSTAGES IS MATURE.*
Denmark doesn't care, there's already jam in the ebelskiver.
Denmark: I'm glad you like my jam so much, Sverige 8)
Sverige: ...
Denmark .......man I want to make that dirty, um. XD
Sverige: 'M glad...
Sverige: Y'like...
Sverige: ...M'berries.
Denmark: ...
Sverige half-cringes.
Denmark URGE TO JOKE.....RISING.....
Sverige settles for the reliable Death Glare.
Sverige: *NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU*
Denmark: ...Yes it's good one of us knows how to work with th--
Denmark: 8)
Denmark noms an ebelskiver casually.
Sverige: ...
Sverige darkly shoves a piece into his mouth.
Denmark is also glad to see you enjoying his cooking so very much <3
Sverige turns around to eat. NOW WHAT.
Denmark: .......
Denmark thinks you're a beacon of maturity Sverige.
Sverige just works with what you give him.
Denmark retaliates by throwing a half-eaten ebelskiver at the back of Sverige's head.
Sverige: ...
Sverige freezes and slowly turns.
Sverige: ...
Denmark looks at him.
Denmark: You face your host when eating!
Denmark: That's just rude not to.
Sverige bids a fond farewell to the jar of jam and throws it in Denmark's face.
Sverige: ...What face.
Denmark: --AAHAHKSJghsdlffghgfh
Sverige is so very... very vindicated.
Denmark slowly...slowly wipes the jam away from his eyes.
Norway is now known as Rozeluxe
Denmark: !!
Denmark IS SO BLINDED BY JAM THAT NORWAY HAS VANISHED?!
Denmark BLAMES SVERIGE.
Sverige JUST HAS NORWAY'S BEST INTERESTS IN MIND
Denmark blinks at Sverige.
Denmark launches himself across the table at him.
Sverige sort of smileKLSHFSALHLSDHLHFDF
Sverige CLATTERS TO THE FLOOR NO THE EBELSKIVER
Denmark has two options. Violence or seduction! /dating sim "choose your path" scene or sth
Rozeluxe thinks that either way, you're gonna get a bad end :T
Denmark NEVER GETS BAD ENDS!!!!!
Sverige wonders if Denmark's face tastes like lingonberries, decides the texture wouldn't be worth chancing it.
Sverige opts instead for hitting at Denmark.
Denmark probably does. Go ahead and try it--safdgfhgjkdsrter
Denmark HOPES YOU GET..JAM ON YOUR...hand.... somehow that doesn't sound terribly impressive.
Sverige hits again. ... and might lick his hand for a second, there.
Sverige: *ALMOST-VICTORY IS SWEET.*
Denmark punches back blindly, aiming for Sverige's chin
Denmark is at least on top this time :'|
Sverige goes NGGKK when the blow connects and punches Denmark's... chest. ... options are
limited here.
Sverige would like to mention that that in no way reflects the dynamics here.
Sverige certainly isn't going to take up the role.
Denmark coughs wetly and backhands Sverige.
Denmark doesn't think that ever matters, does it.
Sverige's head goes THUNK against the floor and probably smashes an ebelskiver in the process.
Denmark NOooooooooooo
Sverige throws a punch. somewhere. god-speed, punch.
Sverige: *OH YES.*
Denmark not the eb--
Denmark catches it with his shoulder and, um, ow.
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