❝ don't you dare (minho/key) ❞
Don't you dare
Minho/Key; 291 words; Kibum isn't so surprised when he sees another article on the web that has his name and the word 'feminine' in one sentence.
Kibum isn't so surprised when he sees another article on the web that has his name and the word 'feminine' in one sentence. It's not that doesn't want to contest the article or simply the headline itself - it's just that he's tired of getting back at people verbally, at which point Minho tells him he sounds so much manlier when he speaks in a brash manner.
"You don't mean 'gangsta' speak, do you?"
"Of course not. We both know I hate 'gangsta' speak."
"Good," Kibum mutters under his breath as he pushes himself away from the computer desk, whirling in his seat.
"I think they're pertaining to your habit of hiding your laughter behind your hand and leaning on someone's shoulder when you laugh," Minho explains, and continues, "Then your cheeks go puffy and look rosy and you generally look... prettier than most girls which, I honestly think, is a compliment." Kibum rolls his eyes and scoffs. "It doesn't make you any less of a man, though."
"I think I need bigger muscles." There's resolution in Kibum's voice as he says this, and he takes out a little notebook and scribbles a probable workout schedule there. Kibum then pokes his arms in search for Jonghyun-like muscles, or even Onew-like muscles. He's got so much more to work on. "Are you free tomorrow? I need a gym buddy, one who won't retort when I say silly things. Is 6 p.m. good?" Minho tries hard not to laugh.
"You do realize that that sounds like you're asking me out, don't you?"
Kibum laughs a little and shakes his head. "Is 6 p.m. good, then?"
"Of course. Take me away, Romeo."
After their workout the next day, they have dinner at McDonald's. Kibum pays.