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[hxcashleyduhh]

1. Post these rules

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[nicolemorales02]

Aw, too bad. I think I was the 9th person to read this. :)

[hxcashleyduhh]

Liar!

ashley what happened to your car?

[ilooklikeaquail]

So uh.. There isn't really any directions to this thing.. But I'm guessing you're supposed to say like random facts about yourself/life?

1. I can say my ABC's backwards AND spell sex at the end of it.. Forward or backwards, whichever turns you on more.
2. I tried catching a turkey today and her boyfriends attacked my butt when I tripped :(
3. Someone gave me a stuffed Nemo thing as a fish that'll live forever, so I never have to buy another fish and kill it accidentally.
4. If I could be any kind of product, I'd want to be a bottle of lotion. Hehehe then I could use dirty pick up lines like, "Rub me all ova you" or "Hey there, you look like you need some of me to make your skin feel good all the time."
5. I wear socks all the time.
6. Ashley likes old men and their saggy balls. Especially when their buldging out of their pants and their her professors.
7. I get confused with Johnny Depp and uh. Orlando Bloom as well as the dude that just died as being Joker and Owen dude.
8. Hayley's my world. I win.

Re: ashley what happened to your car?

[ilooklikeaquail]

THEY'RE. That was pissing me off.

Re: ashley what happened to your car?

[hxcashleyduhh]

For number 6 you put my name instead of your name! Another mistake that was pissing me off :)

and my car got hitttttt.