*It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel ( Read more... )

Well guys i am sitting here talking to the hottest girl in all the land her name Jolie(form a line guys). We are just chatting about tidbits and bacon bits you know how I do it. Well guys I got class at 2pm(wtf)!!! its so much fun sleep all day go to math class sleep more then work on friday and saturday. Maybe a concert to see my friend Andrew and ( Read more... )

I need to get back to enjoying life because that is what has been getting me down is the fact that i believe that life was not fun now i am trying to get myself back to that.....btw Cheese is good(or I hope so)

My Weekend went a little something liek this ( Read more... )

*When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

*It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

*Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is good to be a woman ( Read more... )

Well woke up at 6:15 went to wrk for like 2 hours then went to my database class at 8am which sucked major. Went to my other classes went to sleep you know i Like my sleep ( Read more... )

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him ( Read more... )

good morning to everybody it's 10:20am got class at 2pm so sleepy time

Today was somewhat upbeat but not really, My day consistted of me missing ym first class which ismy database principles but I really didn't care because the class is at 8am so I went to my dorm got soem shut eye and then I went to my classes for the rest of the day they consisted of quizzes and talking and Andre sleeping which is always a upside to ( Read more... )