woe is me

[hxninjaturtlexc]

today i was assaulted by a taco. as i bit into a crunchy taco at the ol taco bell a piece of shell jumped into my right eye. it was horrible. why do bad things happen to me? in hindsight its hilarious. fast food: if it doesnt kill your stomach, it goes for the eyes.

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[zombie_slumber]

"if it doesnt kill your stomach, it goes for the eyes."

the best. I laughed out loud