A Panacea for a Rubric of our Omnibus of Catch-alls

Mar 30, 2004 02:15

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toniotreschi March 31 2004, 17:37:16 UTC
Do you ever cease to crack me up?

What zombie movie inspired this comment on the love of zombie movies? Was it the zombie remake of Dawn of the Dead? I just saw that and enjoyed all the zombies, even though they traded in some of the political satire for zombies.

Your Zombie Loving Friend,

Real Human

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Gore-fest...and I don't mean Al hyacinth_house April 1 2004, 01:09:07 UTC
I TOTALLY saw the DOTD remake, and yes though zombie Jay Leno and zombie Burt Reynolds were great I felt that a large part of the zombie-politics (or to coin a term "zombolitics") were missing. Man, if Zombology were offered as a PhD you know we would be ALL over that! Somehow I am going to try and work zombies into all of my final exams, this will prove intellectually challenging as well as TOTALLY SWEET! Just wait until my prof gets this essay:

Zombies vs Citizen Kane: Undead cannabalism in relation to deep-focus cinematography

They might as well just award me with that Zombology degree right now.

Forever yours in all that is absurd and sublime,
Ian

PS Always remember: never underestimate the slow ones, and only massive head trauma will bring them down. Unless you are up against yakuza zombies--then you'd better get Jackie Chan on 'em.

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Re: Gore-fest...and I don't mean Al toniotreschi April 2 2004, 18:07:53 UTC
Other dissertations might include:

Hegel and the Undead: Phenomenology of your delicious mind.

A Zomborg Manifesto: The fusion of the undead and the machine in post modern consciousness

Zombies 4: The secret of the ooze.

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Havin' my cake and eatin' it too hyacinth_house April 3 2004, 11:16:13 UTC
Some interdisciplinary articles one could explore:

Vomiting Blood: A study of morphemes in Zombie linguistics

Zombies and Nazis: Speculation on the lack of zombies in Churchill's international policies.

The Rotting Vag: Undead Feminist Critical Theory

My Big Fat Greek Zombie 2: Back in da house

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