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[hyacinth_house]

It's over! Exam hell is over! Hitchcock would be proud. I am slowly feeling my way back through this dark, dark hallway to the foyer of humanity and hygiene. I want to put on my red shoes and dance the blues. I want to make love. I want to greet people on the street and hand out sandwiches. I want to drink wine, and eat sushi, and learn to

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[toniotreschi]

yay! I miss you.

Is your icon Odd Nerdrum?

[onavolta]

I love mad libs, and therefore will give you one right now. Please send me an adjective, three nouns (one proper), two verbs, one adverb, and a number.

Icon = Goya

[hyacinth_house]

Yay! I can't wait for this Mad Lib.

adjective: smarmy
nouns: interfenestration, Dairy Queen, lube
verbs: bumpin', Maoin'
adverb: within
number: 5...no wait 3!

Okay, give me three nouns, two verbs, two adjectives, and one noun that is a location.

Mad Lib Theme: Ways to prevent prostate cancer

[onavolta]

In order to prevent the life threatening disease prostate cancer, it is vital that you stay away from interfenestration. According to a well respected and scientifically advanced prostate cancer expert, Dr. Dairy Queen, vigorous Maoin' can increase your chances of contracting the smarmy disease. In certain cases, bumpin' your prostate repeatedly with excessive amounts of lube has been known to lead to a greater chance of contracting the cancer. Within your rectum there are numerous cancer causing carcenogens. Therefore, it is important to your prostate's health that you release your bowels and clean your anal opening at least 3 times a day.

nouns: fungus, sweetbreads, the book of Mormon
verbs: squinting, inseminating
adjectives: warm, velvety
noun that is a location: Vulva

Re: Mad Lib Theme: Vaudville Performance

[hyacinth_house]

Vaudeville was a style of theatrical presentation built around song and dance, comedy routines, and warm squinting. Even though vaudeville as a medium no longer exist, the style of performance it used survives in the book of Mormon. Significantly, vaudeville performance does not demand we forget the presence of the actor within the guise of a fungus. This is largely achieved through inseminating the audience. Vaudeville performers often look straight at the audience violating the concept of an velvety "Vulva" that separates audience from performers.