hmmmmmmmm long time my friends. and i feel we have grown so far apart. it is time for the reunion of the lj society. we will be having punch at city park and there will be a slip and slide and all are welcome....... well um some arnt......arnt.....what a weird word. i doubled spaced. i hate it when i do that. well once again my life is crazy ( Read more... )

please sir tell me why there's no black superman, kkk kryptonite ( Read more... )

This is the exact reason i will not do acid!!!!
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/cat/html

okay i know most people are not real imaginative so i have decided to post a web page that accurately describes an average weekend for myself, please enjoy. http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/madness.htm

okay i havent updated in like 18 years. and no that is not an exaggeration. umm lets see friday i worked till 2 then went to the apt. on the way there i saw a car accident on southern and dobson (once again i attract crazy shit) so me being me i just waited for the light to turn green and drove off. (what it wasnt a serious accident) got to the apt ( Read more... )

I AM FRIENDS WITH JACK

okay like i promised in my previous post i would fill you in on the saturday i experienced. are you ready. no no take you time ill wait. ready yet. okay one more second. okay seriously you need to hurry up start working out or something damn. okay okay (by this time i have weeded out half of my audience. only the truely devoted can read my entries ( Read more... )

so whats up my pepes. lets see yesterday was friday if i remember right. hmmmm what did i do oh yeah yeah i got it. i went out and got my lip pierced and headed over to darrens to (duh duh duhhhhhh) go camping. so after waiting for like 4 hours to get everything rounded up we headed out so we were doing a buck five the whole way there and taking ( Read more... )

yo whats up people. man for the past week i have been fucked up everyday. it was amazing i had so much fun staying up all night till like 11 in the afternoon sleep all day then go out and have fun it was the shitinit. uh tonight im going back to work so i can make my money. and then pay off my bills so i can start having more fun. well thats aout ( Read more... )

sorry i havent updated i was captured by koala devils and tortured but for some reason they thought drinking beer and being touched by strippers was tourture. there first guy must have been a gay mormon. or jake. jk. damn im evil. so how has everybody been ive been super i was arrested might lose my job and my toe is slit wide open but hey i still ( Read more... )