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[hybrid_anomaly]

I promise that if I have to listen to one more agonizing rendition of an already blatantly annoying christmas carol (meaning ALL of them), classic or not, I will NOT be held responsible for my actions. There was, formerly, a short threat involving a murderous rampage of sorts, but maybe I'll surprise everyone with my "overabundant holiday cheer"

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[ein_engel]

...Just for that, I'm singing "Silent Night" in GERMAN.

[hybrid_anomaly]

I do have a sword.

[ein_engel]

And I have my guns.

[hybrid_anomaly]

How characteristically repugnant of you. I'm sure they'll work as well on me as they do on my brother.

[fear_of_thedark]

...

I happen to like some of the older renditions, involving Perry Como or Frank Sinatra.

[hybrid_anomaly]

I'm sure you'd feel much the same way after being trapped in a shopping mall for five hours during the pre-holiday rush. I suggest you go tomorrow, get a feel for it, then persuade me to feel otherwise.

Good luck with that.

[fear_of_thedark]

...Are you Vergil Sparda, then?

On the contrary -- it's not so bad if you learn how to manage through malls. But Western customs involving impatience must be a factor here.

And I wasn't looking for pursuation.

[hybrid_anomaly]

My reputation at work, I see?

It's "Western custom" not to have any patience at all.

Perhaps it would be much wiser to offer such gifts after the holiday season has long since passed. Perhaps just before it begins next year.