Almost Caught
i. story by: hydraheiress
ii. pairing: yunjae
iii. genre: romance, humor, fluff
iv. length: one-shot
v. rating: pg-13
vi. summary: Yunho and Jaejoong in their bedroom. Paparazzi stood outside the veranda. What's the YunJae supposed to do?.
almost caught
“You know what? I’ve had enough of this crap. I don’t even like you on the first place so why do I have to fucking pretend to be on good terms with you?”
“You think you’re the only one getting fed up with all of this huh, Jaejoong? Well, I am just plainly sick and tired of seeing your face every damn day of my life.”
“Hyung!” Yoochun was instantly at the middle, serving as a shield to block them both from clawing at each other. “Enough of this already. Dammit! There’s press milling outside."
“I don’t care!” Jaejoong screamed and tore himself away from his spot and headed for the general direction of the door.
“Where do you think you’re going mister, I’m not done with you yet!” Yunho yelled at his retreating back.
Jaejoong spun around and glared heatedly at him. “I’m going to go lock myself in my room! Because god help me Jung Yunho, one more second that I have to see your cocky sonofabitch smug self I am seriously gonna go nuts! ARGGGH!!!”
That rose questioning looks from Junsu and Changmin who were watching by the sidelines. Yoochun appeared to be just as bewildered. But weren't they currently at Jaejoong and Yunho's bedroom? However, before they could even voice out their thoughts, a door was suddenly heard of being violently slammed shut. Yunho flopped down on the bed face first growling and pounding on the sheets.
Junsu, Changmin and Yoochun regarded each other with confused expressions. But it didn't look like Yunho was up to talking and Jaejoong was...well he could be anywhere, probably in Yoochun's room. Yoochun shrugged and gestured for the other two to exist the premises. Maybe it would be better for everyone to get out of there for now.
The next day
Yunho walked inside the kitchen, lazily rubbing at his eyes to fight off the drowsiness away. Jaejoong lagged a few feet behind him, yawning and stretching as they went along. Three sets of eyes regarded them, unamused expressions adorned their faces.
Both boys blinked. “What?” they asked in unison.
“That wasn’t funny hyung. You both nearly gave us a heart attack yesterday.” Junsu tsk’ed then grabbed a piece of toast on the plate then stuffed it into his mouth.
Jaejoong stretched his arms over his head then seated himself on an empty chair. He gestured for Yunho to sit beside him, face breaking into a grin when Yunho leaned down and claimed his lips for a kiss. When they parted, Jaejoong was the first to regard his dongsaengs and spoke. “Well, we didn’t exactly have a choice.” he shrugged. “Paparazzi somehow managed to get into the veranda without us noticing it.”
“And I’m quite sure they caught you at a compromising position huh?” Changmin voiced out.
“Well, Yunho was busy grinding me to the floor.” Jaejoong stated innocently. “He’s such a sadist.”
Changmin would have asked why the heck were they even doing it on the floor but chose to keep his comments to himself. He figured that since his hyungs were quite the exhibitionists he really shouldn't be surprised if they somehow ended up falling to the floor in their haste or you know, ended up having sex on the balcony. God he hoped not! Changmin shook his head and tried to clear his thoughts. It was still too early to get his barely existing innocence scarred again.
“Jaejoong!” Yunho spoke up sounding scandalized, blushing a bright shade of red. “How many times do I have to tell you, no sharing of sex life details to the kids?”
“Oh sorry.” Jaejoong apologized then smiled sweetly at the other three. “Let me rephrase that, Yunho was busy helping me trying to find a lost button on the floor when the paparazzi showed up.”
Yunho groaned, head connecting with the wooden table.
“Well, it was just getting good actually, god, Yunnie’s fingers can do awesome shit…” Yunho lifted his head then scowled at him. “Oh yeah, right sorry, so ummm, well…” Jaejoong paused, frowning but then his face lightened up when he spotted the newspaper lying on the couch.
He stood up, walked over to the piece of material, picked it up then seated himself back on his chair. Shrugging, he pointed at a picture of him and Yunho on the front page. “If we didn’t do that act yesterday, people would have undoubtedly known about our real relationship by now. And then there goes our career.” Jaejoong explained then circled an arm around Yunho’s shoulder. “But let's just be thankful that Yunnie and I have had enough experiences with paparazzi in the past to last for a lifetime."
“So that led to the whole ‘I hate you, you hate me’ scenario we walked in yesterday?” Yoochun asked, mildly confused.
“Jaejoong whispered that he saw someone taking pictures outside.” Yunho prodded the newspaper on the table with a finger. “We look like we’re seriously roughing each other up in this shot huh?” Yunho sighed. “This was before Jaejoong pushed me off then began yelling at me. You know, if we didn’t engage in a loud verbal fight, press would undoubtedly think that this position they caught us in is anything but…”
“Yunnie trying to help me find my lost button.” Jaejoong helpfully supplied. A soft thud indicated that Yunho’s forehead met the wooden table once more.
Changmin raised an eyebrow. “Well it did work. Basically people think you two are seriously hating on each other right now.” his eyes darted to Jaejoong's face and Yunho’s mass of hair. “But hyung that’s still bad publicity. Management’s gonna be pissed.”
“Like we didn’t have enough of their crap already.” Yunho muttered under his breath then lifted his head again. “I bet they’ll like the idea better of people thinking we dislike each other than being in a relationship. It was last minute. Sorry guys.” he smiled. "And don't worry about it, it'll pass soon enough."
“I’m just thankful you two didn’t actually fight for real.” Yoochun said, heaving out a sigh of relief. Junsu and Changmin nodded their heads vigorously beside him.
“Okayyyy… now that that’s cleared, I’m going to shower.” Jaejoong quickly mentioned while heaving himself off the chair then began his pace. “Yunho.” he called out, turning his gaze back at Yunho and winked at him. “You coming or what?”
An ear splitting devious grin was Yunho’s response. “Oh, I’m definitely…coming Joongie.”
“Oh God, my poor virgin ears.” Changmin exclaimed and instantly made a beeline out of the general vicinity of the area.
Junsu and Yoochun were instantly on their phones dialing management and pleading for an upgraded security system.
sequel: behind closed doors
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A/N: *facepalms* I have no excuse for this! >.>