Dating on Earth AKA Why YunJae Had So Little Scenes Together
i. story by: hydraheiress
ii. pairing: yunjae
iii. genre: romance, humor, fluff
iv. length: one-shot
v. rating: pg-13
vi. summary: Yunho's lack of scenes and YunJae's lack of interaction pretty much disheartened their fans. What exactly happened behind the scenes anyway?
Author's Note: Didn't come out as cracky as I thought. I am failing in this writing business. *sigh* My head's so messed up right now. I apologize for any grammatical errors and failed fluff.
and action
“So basically, Yoochunnie is a high school student who is married to his teacher right?” Yunho was behind him once again, his arm snaking its way around Jaejoong’s waist as if it belonged there.
Jaejoong simply gave Yunho a brief nod before hastily burying his face on the script once more. Jaejoong really had to get a grip and stop this stupid crush he had on their leader. Just because the younger man was particularly clingy to him, didn’t mean he had any kind of feelings for him.
And Jung Yunho had to stop all this skinship! right that fucking instant! or Jaejoong might not able to control himself anymore and decided to just give in to the temptation. Then of course Yunho would freak the fuck out because he was obviously straight as a ruler. But Jaejoong liked being held in Yunho’s arms, liked every fucking second he would so casually wrap an arm around his shoulder or his hip or…
“Yunho-yah.” Jaejoong muttered, mentally cursing at himself for what he was about to say. Craning his neck to the side, Yunho’s almond deep orbs met his and almost instantly Jaejoong found himself melting and getting lost in those beautiful... he mentally slapped himself! Think straight Jaejoong! Think straight! “Remember… what I said about you… not treating me like I’m male?”
Yunho’s eyes shot up to the ceiling for a second as he tried to remember when Jaejoong had said those words. Eyes widening ever so slightly in recollection, Yunho looked back down at the other's face. Right. He remembered that. It happened a couple of month's ago when they did that television segment on Changmin’s birthday. “Yunho-yah, you’re kind of doing it right now. And it’s… making… me uncomfortable.”
Yunho could’ve sworn he heard Jaejoong’s voice tremble a little but then again it might just be his wishful thinking. Reluctantly withdrawing his arm off Jaejoong’s waist, Yunho sighed and practically ran towards Changmin who just emerged from the kitchen as he fervently willed the painful pang in his chest to go away. Why did he even think that Jaejoong would like him that way on the first place? Unlike him, whose so-called ex-girlfriends didn’t exist, Jaejoong actually had one that he loved dearly in the past.
‘You’re a sad, sad guy Jung Yunho. Really sad.’ Biting at his lip, Yunho cleared his thoughts and tried his best to think of things that weren’t Jaejoong’s heart-melting smiles, warm eyes and melodious laugh.
He was failing miserably however.
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Filming Day
It was already the 7th day of shooting and they haven’t done anything with Yunho and Jaejoong’s scenes at all. Their scenes with the others went pretty well and they didn’t have much trouble with how they portrayed the roles. However, when it came to Yunho and Jaejoong’s interacting scenes, it always failed. Terribly. The director was getting a major headache from all the NGs those two made.
“Yunho and Jaejoong let’s go over this again shall we?” Both young men nodded their heads as they sat on one of the actor’s chairs, the director sitting directly across them. “Yunho.” The director started as he turned to the band’s leader. “You’re a very strict Student Council President and Jaejoong, being the transfer student who doesn’t give a wick about class. It is your job to straighten him out.”
The director’s voice took on a very firm tone as he began to wave the script across Jaejoong and Yunho’s face in exasperation. This was about the umpteenth time that he had to remind them what their characters were supposed to do. “You straighten him out with powerful words and maybe throw in a condescending smirk but you are not to roll on the ground with him in fist fights as you grapple at each other like a bunch of delinquents!”
Yunho could only duck his head low as he began to bow his head in apology. But he couldn’t help it. After having watched all the mushy lovely dovey scenes that Jaejoong had with that noona who was supposed to be Yoochun’s wife, god! especially that scene in the trailer where she and Jaejoong had been so close to each other as they giggled and laughed and just… arggh! Fine. He got jealous dammit!
And it didn’t help at all how Jaejoong would station his face so close to his to the point that Yunho nearly got cross-eyed. It was one of those scenes, where they had to sneer at each other, faces mere inches apart and seriously, Yunho was only human. A human who had an explosive crush on his band member who to his eyes had just been flirting with a woman nearly half his age since the filming began.
Seriously! Could you really blame him if he lost control and decided that rolling on the floor in fake-fist fights as he sat on top of Jaejoong’s struggling form, straddling his hips seemed to be the better option?
“Yunho, I’m talking to you kid! Pull your head out of the clouds!” the director barked into his face. Yunho blinked, gaze coming into focus. Right. He got lost track of this thoughts again. Yunho shrugged.
Jaejoong placed a comforting hand on Yunho’s shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze. Yunho’s eyes instantly snapped towards him. After an awkward moment, the two young men shared a smile. Jaejoong had to mentally kick himself from smiling too wide when he took notice of Yunho’s blushing cheeks. ‘He’s so cute when he’s shy. Gah, stop it!’
Maybe he was completely loosing his marbles but having Yunho on top of him as they acted out a fake fight scene gave him quite the chills. Jaejoong knew how passionate Yunho was when it came to acting. Whenever they talked in their free times as they lounged around the apartment, Yunho would always say something about how he wanted to pursue the acting career in the near future. Jaejoong of course didn’t have difficulty imagining him being an actor. He sure had the talent and the guts for it.
And as he looked at him right now, his admiration for him further grew. Yunho must have been thinking deep about their scenes. Eyeing each other and mentally willing the other to catch fire was okay but it still didn’t gave out quite the desired effect. Yunho must have thought that it would be a lot better if there were some small fight scenes between them. It sure gave out more of the hostile atmosphere the two characters were supposed to have against each other. Plus, he got to have close body contact with Yunho as they did the scene. Jaejoong definitely enjoyed the way Yunho improvised.
Truth be told, Jaejoong pretty much liked being pinned to the floor with Yunho on top of him anyway as they both panted for air from their supposed heated squabble. And the thought of Yunho straddling his hips and sitting on top of him in a much more different setting with a much more different intention made his body shiver in all the right places. Jaejoong licked and bit at his lips, breath hitching at the hot imagery, his eyes fluttering close. Fuck, he was getting aroused again.
“Alright kids. Let’s do this one more time!” the director declared while everyone got back to their stations.
Jaejoong and Yunho shared a look once more, obviously troubled about something.
Twenty-five minutes later
First scene went fine. Jaejoong had just stood there and stared at Yunho with that sneer on his face. Yunho adjusted his glasses and looked at him as if he was the dirt at the bottom of his shoe, making comments about how Jaejoong needed to be set straight and how he badly needed a good spanking.
Things pretty much got out of control from there.
“Oh, so I need a good spanking huh? Who’s gonna do it then? You?” Jaejoong instantly found himself being pushed up against a wall with Yunho pressing down against him. Yunho brought a hand to Jaejoong’s face and lifted his chin. By this time, Jaejoong was having difficulty getting the words out what with Yunho being so damn fucking close. “You… think, you’re so smart.” he managed to rasp out.
A wicked grin was on Yunho’s face as he raked his finger through Jaejoong’s hair, yanking at the soft strands. “Oh, but I am smart. I didn’t become a Student Council President for nothing after all.” Yunho examined his face, his grin growing wide upon seeing the bandages and bruises on Jaejoong's features. “But it looks like you’ve already been spanked hard.” Yunho smirked, his other hand trailing down Jaejoong’s arm until it settled on Jaejoong’s waist. He held Jaejoong’s back and jerked him against his body before whispering seductively against his ear. “Tell me, do you like it rough? Want me to punish you good?”
Jaejoong’s breathing was getting heavy as he licked at his lips. “Yes… please.” he moaned. Damn it, he could only hope that Yunho wasn’t going to press his body further close to him because oh god, he was getting hard.
“No, no, no! CUT! That is not in the script!” The director was currently having the strongest urge to run around in circles and bang his head repeatedly against any flat surface he could find. The rest of the staff and crew stared dumbfounded at the scene before them, eyes wide in shock and in disbelief.
Upon realizing what he had just said and done, Yunho abruptly jumped a good few feet away from Jaejoong as if burned. His eyes were wide as saucers as he looked into Jaejoong’s confused yet… hopeful expression?
One of the crew members managed to get his wits back. “That’s a CUT! Fifteen minute break people!”
Not wasting a second more, Yunho quickly turned his back on Jaejoong as he fled from the scene, his head bent low in embarrassment. Maybe he should blame Jaejoong for all the fan fictions he read. If the Gashiyeon topic didn’t came up before, he would have never even checked out what YunJae fanfics were on the first place.
Or maybe he should blame all those authors who made Jaejoong so fucking desirable in their stories. He was already desirable as it was, but imagining him in those positions, with him on top of the older man as he pounded and oh god! He needed to go to the bathroom and relieve some stress. Stupid traitorous dick!
‘What the hell was that about?!’ Jaejoong screamed in his head. ‘Yes, please? Oh god, you’re sick!’
“Hyung.” It was Yoochun, Junsu and Changmin giving him the weird look. “Umm, what was that?”
Jaejoong held a hand in the air as if he wanted to defend himself before pulling at his hair in frustration. “I have no clue.” he groaned in helplessness. Then remembering the problem that he was still sporting in his pants, Jaejoong immediately fled towards the bathroom not sparing his dongsaeng-deul a second glance.
Without knowing it, Yunho and Jaejoong managed to relieve both their stress side by side inside the bathroom stalls. They were too occupied biting the back of their wrists to keep the noises from escaping as their hand truly became their best friend. After getting rid of their small hormonal problem, they exited their stalls at the same time. Their eyes immediately widened as they gaped each other’s reddened face.
Jaejoong was the first to recover as he quickly made his way outside. Yunho followed after.
God, talk about embarrassing! Both boys mentally berated at themselves.
If they only knew that they were both jerking off with each other in mind.
After the fifteen minute break was finished. They resumed where they left off.
“Okay, that’s it. I’ve changed this scene. No more eye to eye sneering or whatever. Jaejoong, you will be talking with the teacher like a high school student who’s smitten. Yunho, you just extra at this scene. Just pass by them and that’s about it. Do you understand?” The director was in too much stress as it was.
“Yes, hyungmin.” Jaejoong and Yunho murmured in unison.
Thirty minutes later
Jaejoong and Yunho were once again on the floor.
Only this time, they weren’t rolling in an angry heap nor were they trying to land a punch on the other’s body. Jaejoong was trapped in between Yunho and the hard ground as their lips met for the very first time.
Both boys finally cracked.
“So, you’ve been doing that on purpose.” Jaejoong's eyes were half-lidded as he breathlessly uttered the words, a smile quickly spreading across his face. “And here I thought I was only the one thinking those things.”
Yunho smirked down at him, rolling his hips against Jaejoong’s lean stomach. “What things?”
“Oh, you know…” Jaejoong pushed his groin upward, grinning. “Things.”
Yunho of course understood the message beneath the vague words. He had Jaejoong’s hard on pressed up against his thigh to prove it after all. And vice versa. “So does this mean... you and I...”
“That’s it, I quit!” The director yelled, stormed off and effectively collided with a solid brick wall.
Filming had been put on hold for a few weeks. Yunho and Jaejoong received quite an earful from the management but fortunately, they were able to live through the ordeal. After swearing that it was all an accident and that Yunho just slipped and it just so happened that Jaejoong was directly under him that’s why the kiss happened, and that it was purely… again, an accident, both boys were finally released.
But of course, their youngest three members knew it was all a lie.
“Oh my god, I’m gonna go deaf… and blind!” Junsu yelled in frustration that Monday morning. Accident my ass. Their hyung-deul seemed to be intent of using every corner of the apartment to have sex.
Yoochun was calmly reading the new script that the company had mailed them early that morning. “Well, I guess I saw that one coming.” he sighed, gaze flickering to Junsu’s pouting expression at the opposite couch. “Aish, I’m supposed to be the character with the wife how come I’m not getting any?”
Changmin whistled happily from the kitchen. Right. Ever since their hyung-deul got together, Jaejoong had always been in a very good mood and was often making them home-cooked meals. Their maknae of course being the food monster was only too happy with the new development. Junsu and Yoochun shrugged.
Later on, a scream was heard. All three rushed to their hyung-deuls’ bedroom.
“Hyung?”
“We’re okay. Yunho just fell.” It was Jaejoong’s trembling voice on the other side.
Yunho’s pained voice was heard again. “I... I think I sprained it.” he said between ragged breaths.
For a split second, Yoochun, Junsu and Changmin seriously thought that their Yunho-hyung sprained his dick. Penile fracture wasn't really that rare and considering how much sex those two have been having lately, it was entirely possible. But when Yunho came out limping out of the room as if he had a bad leg with Jaejoong gently depositing Yunho on the couch, all three dismissed their previous idea.
“What happened?” Junsu asked face painted with worry. “Hyung, does it hurt?”
“No, Junsu-yah I don’t feel a thing of course it hurts!”
It was decided that Yunho was to be brought to the hospital. After the results came out, they discovered that there had been several sprained bones in Yunho's ankle that was left unattended for a few days. The injury had worsened and it seemed some of the bones in his injured ankle had broken. Jaejoong was reduced to tears as he repeatedly blamed himself for not bringing Yunho earlier to a doctor. A few minutes later, all five young men went home. Yunho’s foot was in a cast as Jaejoong continued to fuss all over him.
“This is about the other day’s accident at dance rehearsal isn't it? I told you we should have seen a doctor immediately. But you didn't listen. Now, it's gotten worse and you can barely walk anymore.” Jaejoong’s eyes were watering again as he said the words. He didn’t like seeing Yunho in pain.
“I’m fine Jaejoongie.” Yunho gently coaxed, running a thumb across the smaller man’s cheek. "Don't worry baby, soon, I'll be good as new." he added as he planted a soft kiss on the other's forehead.
“Hyung, the script’s here. It’s revised again for the second time. I guess, they heard about Yunho-hyung’s condition.” Yoochun informed. Jaejoong and Yunho spent a considerable amount of time going through the contents of the material. Once they were done, Jaejoong and Yunho shared a look of understanding.
“I think it’s for the better.” Yunho voiced out, pressing Jaejoong closer to his side. He didn’t like the fact that Jaejoong and him didn’t have much scenes together anymore (Yunho had a very strong suspicion as to why the script writer particularly cut most of their scenes off) and that Jaejoong was still going to act alongside the actress noona. But unlike before, Yunho was feeling secured now. “Just as long as you’re mine.”
Jaejoong smiled and palmed Yunho’s cheek with his right hand. “Of course. Dating on Earth is just a drama. But you and me.” Jaejoong leaned in and captured Yunho’s lips in a deep kiss. “We’re real.”
END
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A/N: Comments are very much appreciated. It's what's keeping me sane and making me happy lately.