Blame Nutty
Okay, since I'm a Meme/Survey Whore...
The Honesty Meme
Bold all true statements.
APPEARANCE:
I am 5'4 or shorter
I think I’m ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I’ve had braces.
I own glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (only if it didn't hurt.)
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
FAMILY/HOME LIFE:
I’ve sworn at my parents. (I swear at damn near everyone... it just kinda slips out.)
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.
EMBARRASSMENT:
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
I’ve snorted while laughing.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something. (Too many times to count. I went through a scale modeling phase... was never terribly good at it, though.)
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. (Hot chocolate. Bloody OW!)
I’ve had my pants rip in public.
HEALTH:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.
TRAVELLING:
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. (Well... been driven, anyway. No car, no licence for me.)
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been to Canada. (I'd better have!)
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Europe.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to France.
EXPERIENCES:
I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car. (Well... again, I don't drive, but I've been in crashes.)
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the internet. (And I intend to meet more.)
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Just on VHS.)
I’ve eaten sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
I’m single.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m available.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I miss someone right now. (But of course...)
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. (*Sings* Just to see you smile...)
I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
SEXUALITY:
I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
I’ve had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
I’ve had sex with someone of the same gender.
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors. (But not according to Bill Clinton.)
I’ve hugged a stranger. (I'll hug bloody anyone.)
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
HONESTY/CRIME:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world. (Everyone is.)
I’ve cheated while playing a game. (I like to call it an "alternate victory strategy".)
I’ve cheated on a test.
I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school. (Several times. I had a temper.)
I’ve witnessed a crime. (I joke that I haven't really moved in somewhere until I've filed a police report.)
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested. (But no charges were filed.)
I’ve shoplifted. (And that's why I was arrested. Hey, I was sixteen and stupid! Sue me!)
DRUGS/ALCOHOL:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I smoke cigarettes.
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I’m not sick.
I can’t swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
MENTAL HEALTH:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I’m depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
I’ve woken up crying. (Does waking up swinging count?)
DEATH:
I’m afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I’ve seen someone dying.
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
RANDOM:
I can sing well.
I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don’t kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (Paid for the Top Gun Anthem once upon a time...)
I’m a snob about grammar. (...And yet a hypocrite about it.)
I am a sports fanatic. (Go, Habs, Go!)
I play with my hair.
I have/had “x”s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (Red.)
I don’t know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes. (Occasionally...)
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (Actually, that drives me nuts...)
I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games.
I’m good at remembering faces.
I’m good at remembering names. (Some days I'm lucky to remember my name!)
I’m good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.
The Honesty Meme
Bold all true statements.
APPEARANCE:
I am 5'4 or shorter
I think I’m ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I’ve had braces.
I own glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (only if it didn't hurt.)
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
FAMILY/HOME LIFE:
I’ve sworn at my parents. (I swear at damn near everyone... it just kinda slips out.)
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.
EMBARRASSMENT:
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
I’ve snorted while laughing.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something. (Too many times to count. I went through a scale modeling phase... was never terribly good at it, though.)
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. (Hot chocolate. Bloody OW!)
I’ve had my pants rip in public.
HEALTH:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.
TRAVELLING:
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. (Well... been driven, anyway. No car, no licence for me.)
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been to Canada. (I'd better have!)
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Europe.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to France.
EXPERIENCES:
I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car. (Well... again, I don't drive, but I've been in crashes.)
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the internet. (And I intend to meet more.)
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Just on VHS.)
I’ve eaten sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
I’m single.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m available.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I miss someone right now. (But of course...)
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. (*Sings* Just to see you smile...)
I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
SEXUALITY:
I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
I’ve had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
I’ve had sex with someone of the same gender.
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors. (But not according to Bill Clinton.)
I’ve hugged a stranger. (I'll hug bloody anyone.)
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
HONESTY/CRIME:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world. (Everyone is.)
I’ve cheated while playing a game. (I like to call it an "alternate victory strategy".)
I’ve cheated on a test.
I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school. (Several times. I had a temper.)
I’ve witnessed a crime. (I joke that I haven't really moved in somewhere until I've filed a police report.)
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested. (But no charges were filed.)
I’ve shoplifted. (And that's why I was arrested. Hey, I was sixteen and stupid! Sue me!)
DRUGS/ALCOHOL:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I smoke cigarettes.
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I’m not sick.
I can’t swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
MENTAL HEALTH:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I’m depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
I’ve woken up crying. (Does waking up swinging count?)
DEATH:
I’m afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I’ve seen someone dying.
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
RANDOM:
I can sing well.
I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don’t kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (Paid for the Top Gun Anthem once upon a time...)
I’m a snob about grammar. (...And yet a hypocrite about it.)
I am a sports fanatic. (Go, Habs, Go!)
I play with my hair.
I have/had “x”s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (Red.)
I don’t know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes. (Occasionally...)
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (Actually, that drives me nuts...)
I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games.
I’m good at remembering faces.
I’m good at remembering names. (Some days I'm lucky to remember my name!)
I’m good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.