Reference Guide for Weekend Fun

[hydrophanous]

1. ECSTASY

How you think you behave: Like the beautiful, caring wonderful

person you

really are.

How you actually behave: Like the creepy kid at school who always

sucked up

to the teacher. Those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon

anyone you meet

are disgusting.

Likelihood of getting laid: 30%. Sex is not important. It's all

Comments

[_chloedancer]

OMG. This really made my day.

(natamaan e) xp

[hydrophanous]

ganda diba?? hahahahaha!!! i've read it maybe 10 times na and i'm still picturing everything and laughing.