If the boss pussy doesn't give you any keys,
you better call a cock-smith..
and ask him pretty please.

1. push old people down further than they already feel ( Read more... )

i wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
wanna be
pretty
down
i get down
i get down with my bad self.
down
i get down
i get down with my bad self.
i'm gonna sneak up and hit ya like a fuckin' tornado.

LOVE
MIKEY

The sun is ruled by gravity, and the force of my cock.
Anybody got any anti-spermicidal plastic bags yo.. preserves that old ass freshness.
You'll need some napkins,
for when I spitz at you!

LOVE,
MIKEY

Ta2dLilBtch: someone left the ho ho in the snow ( Read more... )

How beautiful... the way things are arranged now.
While my existance becomes your nightmare,
My dream has come true.

Don't tell your mom... that I brought you...(go away)... here.
Now there ain't no going back.

LOVE
MIKEY

I just wanted to let you know ( Read more... )

"MAKE WAY FOR PEOPLE THAT WANT TO FUCK ME.."

oh you know i've missed you my dearest diary (and bitches.)
i dont have much time to write in here anymore...
too many bitches to please and knees to grease.. know what im sayin'?
i found dehydrated micro marshmallows like the ones in hot cocoa ( Read more... )

Pupils ( Read more... )

Hello kiddies ( Read more... )