I'm going to get some glares for this

[hylianjean]

This is one of the best movie reviews I have ever read.

Roger Ebert reviews Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

(It also pretty much sums up how I felt about the 20 minutes I was able to tolerate of the first movie before switching it off. Sorry!) (No I'm not!)

Comments

[deviant_gent]

You hear that? That is the sound of Dave Willis crying himself to sleep.

[hylianjean]

Sorry, Dave Willis, whoever you are! (No I'm not!)

[wickedorin]

Michael Bay makes great thoughtless action movies.

Transformers could possibly make a great movie.

I have no idea why the hell those two thoughts needed to get mixed together, ever.

(G1 fan, clearly. And Beast Wars. So even other G1 fans hate me.)

[confetti_1]

Meh, I liked it because I have a thing about any movie in which John Goodman plays a part. I think Shea LaBoeuf is a drunken loser and Megan Fox is really weird. But I have a soft spot, what can I say? (I will say that I HATE that they took the stupid product placement deal and turned Bumblebee into a frickin' Camaro. Way to sell the crap out, Michael Bay.)

[deviant_gent]

http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20090624.html

What a strange world we live in.

[confetti_1]

LOL, I suppose that's true. But it was a marketing machine for CHILDREN, dammit!!

[wolfiechick]

But the new Camaro is the sexiest car in the world!!

I also heard that VW wouldn’t let them use the bug anyways.
Actually VW wouldn’t allow them to use their trademark so they had to make bumblebee a diff. model car. They do give a nod to the fans when bumblebee slams his door into an old yellow VW..

[saxytenshi]

LOL That is an awesome review. Makes me want to not go near the movie with a 50-foot pole.

[iriswing]

"Like watching paint dry while getting hit over the head with a frying pan!"

I have been warned! LOL